Lemon Harangue  

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6/20/2006 1:34 pm

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6/21/2006 7:12 am

Lemon Harangue

<---yeah, right--should probably say "not to scale" pffft...uh....right?
I've recently been told I'm insensitive, to which I see no upside in pointing out if I truly am so, being absolutely insensitive to such a criticism. Surely, my insensitivity should almost make me cry, were I not so insensitive. What a Dumbass. (There I go again). Insensitivity does bring a certain enjoyment to self-effacement, especially when one enjoys laughing at one's own protuberances. Isn't a nose a protuberance?

And why so many lamenting men? I can't stand to see a grown man cry, yet I can't look away either. "Wahh, waahh, Women only want buff men with full heads of hair and big cocks--what's up with that?" Umm...hey, is that birth mark or a pizza on your face? Beleive me, I ain't no oil painting but I'm not going to cry about it, insensitivity aside. Consider a lack of super-endowment a gift--it's a hell of a lot harder to get it stuck in your zipper, and you can stuff a lot more food down your pants from the all you can eat buffet. And never underestimate denial: "You only need to penetrate the first 3 inches;" "It's not the size of your pencil, but how you write with it;" "Women are more concerned with whether you have a unibrow than a unitless unit;" "I'd rather fuck a goat." These and many more wonderful adages provide many years of plausible deniability. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a buffet to attend.

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