Computer Hell is Humbling!  

Aaarrrggh 46M
35 posts
8/15/2006 10:52 am

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8/16/2006 7:03 am

Computer Hell is Humbling!

Computer crash.
Fuck fuck fuck! Why the crash? No, no, nonononono....I have to call him; there's no other choice. *Picks up the phone dials extension*

The IT Guy. Here he comes. Is that a retractable hip chain? Hmmm, his goatee seems a bit skewed to boot--good grooming fella; next time pass on the hedgetrimmer. Oh yes, the problem at hand.

I tell him the problem: "Blah blah blah" because whatever I think is wrong with the computer is obviously wrong. Oh yes, check all the connections. I NEVER would of thought of THAT!

"Blah blah blah" this time from him, because he's speaking some arcane computer speak in 1's and 0's. I'm blanking out. I'm thinking, why he doesn't have to follow the same dress code as the rest of us? Does this asscrack of his have any technical significance? Oh yes, I forgot, he's smarter than us. So much so, in fact, that he can shower us with his smarmy sarcasm and we simply deserve it, because we're USERS--we USE the technology. He FIXES the technology. And like any good user, we need a fix. We're like heroin addicts on IV's of USB and Firewire. And while my eyes are glazing over thinking that an "SH" would be a fitting prefix for the IT guy, he reboots the fucking thing and like magic has the infernal device all fixed again. Oh what crow we eat in the throes of our spite.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/15/2006 11:14 am

This really made me laugh! And I love the graphics! My husband is an IT guy....and they speak that way when they don't have a clue whats wrong.

Aaarrrggh replies on 8/15/2006 1:22 pm:
So that's why they giggle to eachother after they leave the room

sxymilf43 53M/84F

8/15/2006 11:25 am

well was he from india????with all those fuckin people over there ..just a handful are all work for the computer manufacters,,oh yeah and star in b movies,,lol

smile pamela

Aaarrrggh replies on 8/15/2006 1:24 pm:
Well, I know if I lose my luggage with Air Canada I'm making a call to India...they must be more qualified for taking bitching over there. I can't recall ever meeting an East Indian that wasn't polite.

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