Poker Player  

AUTigrEyes2 41M
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7/3/2006 5:47 pm

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5/18/2007 6:35 am

Poker Player


Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down the table to pick them
up, he
noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing underwear under her dress!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the
table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's
wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost
you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs! of
this offer, John confirms that he is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and
John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p. m. Friday
afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house a 2 p. m.
sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed.

John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at
6
p. m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly did John
come
by the house this afternoon? Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by
for a
few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she
assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best
poker face,
replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500,"

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this
morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our
house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

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