I once read on a wall....  

1043 posts
4/12/2006 7:38 am

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I once read on a wall....

Well as said above, i once read on a wall this...

Women wax their legs, get tattoos, pierce their bodies, undergo surgery for beauty, give birth to children, pluck hairs, use harsh exfoliants squeeze into tight fitting clothes that cut off circulation, wear bras that leave them red raw, high heels that give them blisters...

Yet they complain when you ask for anal "it hurts!"

Now im assuming this was written by a male.

I am one of those women that DO NOT like anal. I dont care if you have never tried it or you offer me money or even have a dick the size of a pencil. It just doesnt do it for me.

Yes sometimes it hurts, but thats not why i wont do it, i simply choose not to because i get no sexual gratification from it at all.

Its like saying to a male 'how about i shove my finger up and down the eye of your penis'?

Yeah exactly... "ow" and it does nothing for you.

I fail to see what is so sexualy attractive about a hole that is put there purely for the purpose of waste disposal!

So please enlighten me... what is the attraction??

And dont give me the "its tighter and warmer" bullshit Of course i know its tighter!! its my ass, its not made for large objects to be shoved in it!

AussieCuckold 54M/42F

4/12/2006 1:12 pm

Hhahahahaha you have cracked me up again, excuse the pun.
Personally i never push a girl for it, they either love it or hate it......like me, i must say something up my arse intensifies my orgasm so much !!!
Haven't done it though for ages since Beckie said to me "you'll never get that up there" when we were joking around ...... i have always liked a challenge and had forgotten how good it can feel.

AussieCuckold 54M/42F

4/12/2006 9:05 pm

Just realised i didn;t even answer your question..... I have no attraction to anal sex with my partne, give ne a hot wet tasty pussy any day......
But some of my past partners have reall really REALLY enjoyed it, so for me it is part of making sure my partner enjoys sex with me......if they get right off with my cock in their bottom and me rubbing their clit at the same time, it gives me a thrill to see them enjoy anything that much.
Love watching my partner wriggle and writhe underneath me !!!

figjamsquared 54M
10 posts
4/12/2006 10:49 pm

Just a small deviation (pun perhaps intended) re guys and the eye of their dick.

I'm one guy who happens to rather enjoy objects....ok, not felt-tip pens or phone poles, inserted in my dick.

just something rather small. It really gets me off.

Now...let me tell you about Mars Bars......


4/13/2006 3:18 am

umm Mars bars? wtf?
do tell.

AussieCuckold 54M/42F

4/13/2006 7:08 pm

Mars bars?? What the?

Years ago, I got off on the taboo of anal sex and pleasing my partner.

Now, it's different and I'll explain it in basic scientific (?) terms.

Men have their prostrate gland located in their ass. So it is physically an 'erogenous' zone for men. Though most men have a mental block due to not wanting to appear 'gay'. What the fuck ever.

Women, on the other hand, have nothing located in their ass. I watched porn queens talking on a show once saying that if a woman ever orgasms while you fuck her in the ass - SHE IS FAKING 100%. It's impossible unless she has clitoral or vaginal stim at the same time. I agree with them totally.

Men have a need to stick their cock in objects that can accomodate them, so their fascination with ass fucking is understandable, especially when they consider it to be 'taboo'. The bottom line is - it is tight, it does create a different sensation, be it in their mind or cock.

I don't chose to do it anymore, because frankly my dear, its boring as fuck.


fuklykmagic 32M
49 posts
4/14/2006 6:11 am

i for one would never ever ever chose an exit hole over a vagina...
specially if it were yours

rm_HarleyDuck69 49M/47F
82 posts
4/15/2006 2:14 am

i dunno, i have tried it, didnt do anything for me, but dont mind watching it. {=}

ken20101963 54M
48 posts
4/16/2006 6:57 pm

Hope you like 69's MMMMM that will be nice.

Megalomaniac_62 56M

5/2/2006 7:03 am

Figjamsquared, don't know how you can enjoy objects being stuck down the eye of your cock. I once had a surgical procedure without any anesthetic where the doc forced an object the diameter of a pencil down there, man my eyes were tearing for a week afterwards at the thought of it. I have never experienced anything as painful as that..............still, different strokes for different folks!!!

Megalomaniac_62 56M

5/2/2006 7:11 am

As with Matty, I just realised I didn't ask the question. I have no fascination with it and have only done it twice at the instigation of my partner. I suspect it was suggested as she really gets off on a bit of light exteranl stimulation around the ring but we worked out pretty quickly that was more stimulating and certainly more comfortable than penetration. From my point view, a bit of prostate stimulation with a well lubed finger adds a pleasuarable extra dimension to things

YuMeAnTheShadows 50M

5/31/2006 4:25 am

Hi Amber!
This one had me laughing mightily too. I liked the lead in to the question. I totally didn't see it coming. But, I am one man who agrees. I don't like shit. I hate it when the Toilet paper breaks and the tiniest bit of my own gets on my hand. At home, if that happens, I'll immediately wash my hands once before I finsh the job and again after. You can't always do that in a public rest room.

Anyhow, getting back you the questions. I don't want contact with that coin sized part of anyone's body where the shit comes from. If they have shat or even wet farted since lat bathing there is going to be some residure and odor too if you put you nose too close. So what scares me even more than that lots of guys like it is that alot of the same guys like licking it! I can't spell the sounds of disgust I just made ate the prior thought. If you don't mind, I'd like to make that my poll question. You have plenty more polls already than I do.

But think about this, If it hasn't happened already, it probably will sooner or later. What do you think your immediate reaction will be if you ever feel someone's tongue in that place. What if you were happily engaged either at your mouth, labia/clit/vagina, or both when it happened. I hope no one ever goes ther on me, but I think I would feel compelled to disengage my mouth for a second and yell something at the ***** who thought it would be fun to lick my asshole.

figjamsquared 54M
10 posts
6/7/2006 8:02 pm

Errr.....the Mars Bar line was a gag people......

However, I did know a woman who had this really weird thing going with Polly Waffles....and THAT is the absolute truth!

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