Shaving Cream  

9Inches917 40M
36 posts
8/17/2005 11:04 am

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Shaving Cream

You know- since just starting to write in this thing I have really started to realize what a frickin pain in the ass this lady is.

Last night was more of the same. I'm planning a trip out to Mohegan Sun in CT on October 7th for my work, and because of what I do, I'll be bringing a few of the boys with me.

She is insisting on coming with me, even though she'll be getting in the way of me working. The other thing is that she'll have just gotten home from a month long trip to China the week before.

I was adamant that I was there to work, and didn't need any distractions. This of course, sent her off on another tirade. And again it got to the Charlie Brown point where it was "wha wa wah wah whaaaaaa". I simply said that nothing was changing my mind on the matter and that she would be interfering in my ability to make the kind of money she is used to me making. That shut her up, for about ten minutes.

So I was watching tv when all of a sudden she comes out of the bathroom and asks me if I put shaving cream on her toothbrush.

That is something I would have done to my little sister when I was like 10 years old or something. Of course, I said "no"

And then I got the "well it smells like your shaving cream." I said "It's just soap! Wash it off."

"Well I got it in my mouth and now I'm poisoned!" (AND SHE WAS SERIOUS!)

I had to laugh. I felt like telling her she's had far dirtier things in her mouth, but I figured that would only bait the wrath. But little did I realize that laughing was just as bad as anything I might have said. She comes back out of the bathroom and begins screaming about some sort of incosiderate behavior on my part, and more Charlie Brown.

I apologized for any shaving cream she had on her tooth brush, and took more bullshit on the chin. In exactly two weeks- she'll be on a plane bound for Hong Kong. It will take a decent amount of exercise, followed by a beer or two to maintain my sanity, however I simply must continue to trudge along. Eventually- I'll get to where I'm going.

I've taken the path of least resistance many times in my life and in this case, the harder road has the greater benefits. I'm sticking to the hard road for now. And I'm taking solace in the fact that some poor bastard out there will someday have to deal with this woman whom I have no intention of staying with forever.

A rule for all the guys out there to remember:

You see a gorgeous woman walking down the street. First thing you must realize is this: Somewhere, no matter how hot this woman is, there is a man who is sick of her shit.

(And I know this cuts both ways Ladies)

wyvernrose 39F  
3962 posts
8/17/2005 7:25 pm

lol you know your right.....sad to say but the good looking ones know they are good looking oftimes and their attitudes and treatment of other's reflects that knowledge and arrogance...


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