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Blogs > rm_charlieff > Never Say Never

Cats and Dogs  

rm_charlieff 83M
43 posts
3/19/2006 4:03 pm

Last Read:
4/1/2006 11:22 am
Cats and Dogs
Inspired by Amberambercrombie and her post [post 276582]

I like dogs but I love my cat. She's lot like a woman; independent, soft and cuddly. I also like the fact that she's not always in my face, never begs for my dinner, never needs a walk and if I stay out late or go away for a weekend, she's fine.



How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever
 The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler
 Make me!
Boxer
 Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Golden Retriever
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog
 Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel
 Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua
 Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!



demonicsexkitten 48F
10694 posts
3/22/2006 3:08 pm

 Love this post My family is "golden retriever" ppl... i'm a cat person.
Magnets on my fridge: "Had to get rid of the kids. Cat's allergic" and "Friends don't let friends get a dog".

(i like dogs too, but... just not the same).
♥


rm_charlieff replies on 3/26/2006 12:43 am:
Thanks. I have one refrig magnet "Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you..." Sorry for late response; I've been out of town. Commented on your post Matchmaker, Matchmaker

wCharlie

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