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Braced, Unlaced, and Ready for You to TASTE!  

rm_Ellenback 65F
680 posts
5/16/2006 5:23 pm

Last Read:
6/11/2006 8:13 am

Braced, Unlaced, and Ready for You to TASTE!

It's just such a good line, can't stop myself from naming this posting that...

If I've heard it once, I've heard it many, many times..."I've been on this site for over a year (or two, even three!!!) and on others like it, and you're the FIRST person I've ever met!!!"

WTF is going on?

Did I break the mould? Or is there even a casting for someone like me?

I've heard and examined the stats for guys on here: if you're looking to meet up with a woman, either for casual 'benefits' or a relationship, your chances are further reduced by the following top ten list:
(remember, this is just MY two cents!!!)

#1: your level of communication skills (good +, awful -)
#2: whether you visit the chat rooms (yes +, no -)
#3: do you have a blog going, and are you communicating well on it, about real things...?
#4: do you have a face picture in your profile? (yes +, no -)
#5: are you attempting to contact women slightly out of your area, and/or without reading and UNDERSTANDING their profiles? (yes +, no -)
#6: are you using worn and tired 'icebreaker' lines (and no, "show your TITS" doesn't work!!!) (Yes -, No +)
#7: are you married? (yes -, no +)
#8: what is your 'HOOK'..are you a pilot, a man in uniform, a great lover (giving, caring, sensitive, time-taker - and not just your OWN viewpoint, please!!!) (yes +, no -)
#9: is your profile grammatically correct, spell-checked, humourous, and ACCURATE? (yes +, no -)
#10: are you persistent after you receive a positive communication from a woman? (please, no stalkers!!!)Do you keep the lines open - sending funny little notes, emails, IM's, thoughts of 'YOU' frequently, but without applying pressure to move to the next level too quickly? (yes +, no -)

The strongest sperm with the most motility is the one to penetrate the egg, although sometimes it's the one to survive the longest...always remember this fact! Women look for the brightest feathers, the longest beak (not me!!! LO and the best hunters: this is just nature's way of getting rid of the weaker of the species. You MUST find something you are great at - singing, painting, dancing, even your career - something demonstrable on here, that will show you as one of the stronger males, and then crow about it - long, hard, and often!

And it's the women who choose you...over and above the 100's of others on here!

If you are not making any inxroads here, either you are doing something completely wrong (focusing on the wrong types of women, ages/body sizes?) or you are not doing any of the above top ten pluses! Maybe your profile has a 'red flag' in it for women...?

Or maybe I'm the only one...?

I was even telling someone today that every time I set a limit, e.g. NO married men...someone comes along a few days later that completely makes me challenge that perception! So what are limits about anyways? Could they be merely walls that eventually we need to scale to reach the other side?

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

DRAGONSTATUS: Itchy! Yeah, I've got an itch that makes me twitch, and you ain't been to it yet...!!!Thanks, Zappa!

Elle


rm_Ellenback 65F
966 posts
5/16/2006 8:49 pm

    Quoting  :

Don'tcha??? LOL Wanna borrow them? They're absolute murder to wear, though!!!

Thanks, Amberabercrombie (oh, and that's a helluva mouthful ya got there!!! LO (the nickname, I haven't yet checked out yer body parts..hehehe)

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle

Thanks for reading me Purry!!! I've always thought you were the hottest, sexiest writer on here, and I'm absolutely amazed that you'd have time to even stop by, thank you soooo much!!!


rm_Ellenback 65F
966 posts
5/16/2006 8:53 pm

    Quoting  :

Cool, Gentle...would love to! But, I haven't had ANY unpleasant responses to either myself, or my blog (except for that one idiot when I was on cam, and he came in chewing all the women up about being fat, old, sick...LO WTF, he SURE as heck wasn't getting any!!! And as far as 'boredom'...I'm one of those not easily bored by people, unless they start using run-on sentences, or talking racist comments, or generally showing that they have absolutely NO SPARK, or NO DRAGON lives anywhere near them!!! Yah, they bore me...the rest of the universe??? I love 'em!!!

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_zimzam1974 49M
25 posts
5/16/2006 10:23 pm

Please remove this blog post. You're ruining it for all the guys on here (all three of them) who actually have a brain in their head...lol...


horny4770 67M

5/17/2006 4:04 am

"Braced, Unlaced, and Ready for You to TASTE!"...catchy title.

Hmmmm....10 things, huh? Gonna have to use ALL my fingers to keep track of all of them. Geesh, you make it seem sooo hard! lol


rm_Ellenback 65F
966 posts
5/17/2006 6:55 pm

LOL Zimmy, you is funny guy, ya know dat? I'm just rollin' here....and ya had me going until I finished reading your lines...!!!

Horny: thank goodness I didn't come up with 11, huh? What appendage could you have added to the mathematical cortical structure in order to keep track of them all, THEN??? And ya baby, I sure do make it hard...

I just realized that I got more 'views' of this posting than all my others prior, and it's cuz of those dang boots!!! Wish I could say that those were my legs...well, they COULD be...! Oh, and the title didn't hurt any, either...

(((squishyboobyhugs))) to both of you, love ya both!

Elle


rm_Ellenback 65F
966 posts
5/18/2006 5:45 am

Nah Wordy, your hook is your ass...LOL Actually, the 'mysterious' thing works quite well for you, in my opinion - I keep admonishing your picture to 'please turn around...dammit!' hehehe

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


ArtDent99 52M

5/19/2006 10:51 pm

Don't worry sweetie.. I am still trying to figure out what it is I have... according to your list, I'm destined to be Darwin'd.

oh yeah.. SHOW ME YOUR TITS!..ummm again please?


cun69fel 68M

5/20/2006 7:05 am

Thanks for visiting me!
I find it difficult to blog here, don't know exactly why.
Maybe it's that when I see a post I want to comment on, by the time I scrool down through pictures of naked men I just want to log off.
I know this is a sex site, but I didn't pay my money to look at men.
Maybe it's that my expectations are unrealistic.
Judging from this post I'm in the wrong place.
Anyway thanks for you'r visit!!!


rm_Ellenback 65F
966 posts
5/20/2006 9:26 am

No, you're not, those are just guidelines, and believe me, from what I've read of you, cun69fel, you have only a few (-) in your expectations and actions! So keep on keepin' on, hon...the 'write' one will turn up soon!

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


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