classic simpsons  

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8/2/2006 12:50 pm
classic simpsons

To me this is one the funniest scenes from The Simpsons, Homers sugar speech:

Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere. The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet...[snores]

Marge: [walking out] Homer?

Homer: [with a Spanish accent] In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...[snores]

Marge: Homer...Homer!

Homer: Wha...what?

Marge: I want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar! You're being completely paranoid.

Homer: Oh, am I? Am I really? Ah ha!

[Pulls a man from behind the pile]

Thief: [holds teacup and saucer] Hello.

Homer: All right, pal: where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

Thief: I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again. [sips tea] Goodbye.

Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

Marge: Look, just get rid of the sugar, OK?

Homer: No! [Marge leaves]

[a swarm of bees lands on Homer and the sugar pile]

Homer: Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! [gets stung] Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.

(Thanks to google search)

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