Advice for knuckle draggers and dummies.  

634694u 47M
257 posts
11/8/2005 10:38 pm

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Advice for knuckle draggers and dummies.


Please correct me if I'm wrong ladies.

1) Honesty, Be what you say you are.

2) Open doors for women out of respect and tradition.

3) Letting ladies order first at dinner-even at MacDonald's!

4) Showing weakness, the ability to shed a tear or simply say "I'm sorry"

5) Don't call women bitches, skanks, ho's, pieces--of-ass or any other derogatory,degrading terms-to their faces or behind their backs.

6) Leave a woman alone if she asks.

7) Compliment women, not constantly, just enough at the right moments.

Hold a lady when she cries, even when she can't give you a reason.

9) Rub her stinky feet! okay, not too stinky but you get the point!

10) If something is too heavy for her to lift or too high for her to reach, Men, get off your ass and give them a hand. Men cannot bare children so call it even if she's not as strong as you.

11) If you piss her off just for being a man, take it. She'll forgive you much faster than if you try to prove you weren't being stupid!

12) Buy her a flower or simply drop a note in her
purse that says she's special.

13) If she gives in the bedroom then so should you!

14) Defend her honor, Are you there for your woman or not.

15) If she's had a bad day, Don't just hear what she has to say-listen to her.

16) Lick her pussy and do it well.

17) Never hit her, harm her or steel a piece of her soul.

1 Stand-up to her if she needs it. (this one is awkward, but true, every woman I've ever spent any significant amounts of time with, has tried to see how far to push me, when they succeed, I let them know that they've have crossed a line regarding something uncomfortable to me - no brutality or nastiness needed, just firmness.) If someone here (preferably a woman) could explain the reasoning behind this activity, please, feel free!

19) If she has a best friend-do not interfere.

20) If her mother dislikes you, your probably not the right one.

21) If she has guy friends before you meet, She will have them after too. After she dumps your jealous ass!

22) If she doesn't want your dick in her ass, stop asking.

23) Unless requested, Don't cum on her face!

24) Answer the questions that men hate: "does this make me look fat?" or "Do you like the plaid drapes or the purple one's?" etc...........

25) Be nice.

26) Don't tell her fuck stories while attempting to fuck her. You know, "Sally Johnson liked it that way" kind of shit.

27) If she wants to use your tools, let her but don't you dare cut roofing shingles with her good scissors.

2 Clean snow and ice from her car on crappy mornings. You'll freeze you ass in the morning but you'll be more than warm that night.

29) Admire her beauty when she sleeps but don't be creepy about it.

30) Show her something new everyday, no matter how small, just something.

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
11/9/2005 3:26 am

You made me laugh with this one...thank you. No corrections needed, you are right on every one.

"12) Buy her a flower or simply drop a note in her
purse that says she's special." ....heart melting at the thought.

As to standing up to a woman...hmmm, difficult to explain why that is of such importance. Part of it is simply being honest with each other. She'll never know what annoys/angers you unless you tell her. I'm sure that on some primal level, it plays into the complex of woman liking a strong man.
For me personally, I know that when I'm deeply angry (which is rare) I will say things that I don't mean, things that hurt. I don't really think about them...it's just the way I react. For my partner to know me well enough to understand that I don't really mean it and to tell me that I'm out of line and to knock it off...not only shows his understanding of me, but also that he is secure enough in the fact that I love him...secure enough to not let my words do damage and to know that he can be firm without causing problems between us. (not sure if that makes sense or not)
Don't know if that's the answer you were looking for or if it even makes sense, but there you go.
Hugs to you, my dear, and thanks for the smiles.


LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
11/9/2005 10:30 am

*rubbing eyes and staring at computer screen reading this post again, and again, and again*

63 - Where the hell did you come from? I mean, my gawd, you simply amaze me. You are a dream come true - everything a woman could want in a man. You're strong, sexy, smart, sensitive, manly, caring, intense, wild, funny - and the list goes on and on. I sit here after reading your blog and just shake my head and raise my eyebrows and think to myself: "He is unbelievable. I have GOT to meet him." Wow.

As for women challenging men (and visa versa) at some point in a relationship, I think it just has to do with human nature. People need to know boundaries and limits and sometimes they just go about it the wrong way. That's where good communication skills come in really handy.

Lusty


634694u 47M

11/9/2005 8:50 pm

Okay, I'm blushing now. Are most of the men here really that bad? The things I wrote here are for the most part, common rules for treating a woman well?


HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

11/9/2005 11:40 pm

OMG-- I NEED TO COPY THIS AND SEND IT TO A FEW GUYS I KNOW...DID I SAY A FEW, I MENT A FEW HUNDRED. IS THERE MEN OUT THERE LIKE THAT? IF YOUR SERIOUS, DO YOU THINK THEY LIVE ON MY PLANET? YOUR NOT IN KANSAS ARE YOU, MAYBE THE MEN HERE ARE GROWN DIFFERENT.
WINKS TO YOU BABY.


Nymph4Fucking 45F

11/10/2005 1:17 am

I think I'm in love! Although it would seem that I'll have to stand it line for you! It's not the men here that are bad it's just men in general aren't likely to behave like you. Maybe you could answer a question for me...

Why do guys wait a week to call? Is it so they look more manly? Or so they don't show you how much they like you? I don't get it...

I bet you're a call in a day or two guy though so I'm sure you won't have an answer for me.

xoxox,
Nymph


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
52F

11/10/2005 5:50 am

baby, can we clone u?

warm smiles


thanks for kickstarting my hope in MANkind...

TTFN


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
11/20/2005 3:23 pm

Where is the mold they used for you?? Do you have any brothers???
I think we push to see how far we can.. and to see how much you will take... to set limits... not really to cross them, but to know they are there and to respect them, to see how you react to it...and vise versa....T

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