AnEnigma517 60M
243 posts
11/26/2005 9:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

(This is probably better suited to the women, at least from what I’ve been reading around here and in the Magazine, since it seems that there’s more men pursuing women than the other way around.)

You get those emails from guys who just can’t seem to take “No” for an answer, right? They figure it’s a sex site, they want sex, and you’re going to give it to them, period! They figure they’ve paid for a service and they’re going to get their moneys worth. Jeeze!

Well, it’s not really a sex site, and the service they’ve paid for is the privilege to look at pictures and to send as many assholish emails that they want. But that’s beside the point. From what I’ve been reading it seems that many of you ladies are really good at slam-dunking these kind of guys, but I’ll bet there’s times you wish there was some “automatic reply” that you could use instead of wasting your own thoughts on losers like that. Or at the very least, there’s probably times when you wish you would’ve sent something else that only occurred to you after you sent your first slam.

So, in the spirit of Public Service, here’s a few more replies that you can add to your arsenal:

1. “So, have you always been an asshole, or am I the first one to discover this talent of yours?”

2. “Is that a penis, or did you just happen to drop a piece of macaroni on your lap?”

3. “Is that really YOUR penis? Come on, you can tell me the truth… lots of guys don’t measure up; you wouldn’t be the first.”

4. “So, tell me. How long have you been suffering from these delusions of grandeur?”

5. “Oh now I recognize you! You’re that guy on that hit TV show, “Desperate Dick Heads!”

6. “You know, Hon… if you sit on your hand until it goes numb, it’ll feel like the real thing!”

7. “THAT’S your penis?!? Oh, child… didn’t anyone ever tell you not to go deer hunting with a pea-shooter?”

And when all else fails to foil them, remember those immortal words:

“You ARE the weakest link! Good-bye!”

AnEnigma517 60M

11/26/2005 9:41 am

Before some one decides to think that it would be cute to crap in my blog house:

No, these aren't replies that I've received! I don't send emails since I'm not really looking! (yet.)

caressmewell 54F

11/26/2005 10:09 am


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
11/26/2005 10:32 am

Hello Enigma...Thanks for that...very helpful, indeed. I like No 7 the best. Not that I'm into insulting people, you n stuff, Susie....x

tillerbabe 57F

11/26/2005 10:33 am

I just "delete" and if that doesn't work...they get "banned". But, I do try to answer everyone's email with kindness. I do "delete" the ones that obviously don't read my profile and they are no where within my "standards"...that's just being arrogant and stupid. (what's really interesting, are the guys that get "banned" and they come back under a different profile - like I don't recognize the picture or their stupidity!)

AnEnigma517 60M

11/26/2005 11:19 am

tiller-- well, you know what they say: "Desperate Dick Heads do Desperate Things!

Seriously, are you okay? I'm concerned, that's all.

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
12/1/2005 4:43 am

LMAO way to funny LOL

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

rm_urwondering2 58F

12/3/2005 2:11 pm

well,I've been going from blog to blog and found you/yours.thanks for your empathy & understanding of what we have to deal with on this site.
frankly,I think it's all about balance.If men would understand we just need/want a sprinkling of some romance and reg trite conversation BEfore getting to dessert,then they'd be happier and so would we.
you know the old saying....if mama isn't happy,nobodys

appreciate your comments!

AnEnigma517 60M

12/6/2005 8:23 am

LilFondler - like the Reader's Digest says: "Laughter: the Best Medicine"

AnEnigma517 60M

12/6/2005 8:24 am

Wondering2 - thanks for stopping by... and the wink!

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