Bizarre Story from my past involving a gas station bathroom and a midget in West Virginia.  

614photoguy 49M
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8/25/2006 10:37 am

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Bizarre Story from my past involving a gas station bathroom and a midget in West Virginia.

I was once hit on at a gas station in Beckley, West Virginia.

He was a truck driver.

I got nothing against truck drivers. Me ex-father-in-law is a steel hauler. Truck drivers keep America running. Seriously. They bring every item, every bit of food, every thing you buy at every store you shop at and restuarant you eat at was delivered by a truck. So give them some respect on the road.

He was black.

I'm not racist. I refuse to dislike someone for their skin color. Petty hatred ... skin color, religion, sexual preference, political party, upbringing, etc ... that stuff's for amateur haters. If I'm going to hate, I'm going to hate you for a valid reason. I'll get to know you, and find a good reason to hate you.

He was a midget.

I not a sizest. I got nothing against anyone, of any height, or weight.

And he was obviously flamboyantly gay.

And as a guy who's had some orally bi experiences, I got nothing against gay people, masculine, feminine, flamboyant, flaming ... you are who you are. Enjoy it.

So yeah, I got propositioned in a bathroom in a gas station in Beckley, West Virginia, by a black, gay, truck-driving midget.

True story.

In 2003, on my way home to NW PA where I was living with my wife, we stopped off to get gas. I went into the station to pay, get a coffee and go to the bathroom. I walked in the men's room, walked up to the open trough, and realized there was a midget beside me, doing his business.

He looked at me, looked at my dick, looked up at me and said, "I'm the perfect height for your dick if you're interested." All I could think to reply to that was, "Thanks, but I don't think my wife would like that too much."

I finished my business and left.

I went back outside to pump the gas, apparently with the look of a married guy who was just propositioned in a gas station bathroom by a black, homosexual, midget truck driver. I'm sure it's a very unusual look, because my then-wife rolled down her window, looked at me and asked what was wrong.

I told her what happened.

She didn't believe me until he walked out of the station and winked at me out pumping gas.

Needless to say, she had a new favorite party story.

curiousinlorain7 60F

8/25/2006 1:57 pm

Trying to top that...i got nothing..i got nothing even remotely close...

dimplesfouryou 47F
24690 posts
9/20/2006 6:25 pm

I gotta go with my two gal friends here...that is too good of a story to even try to comment on it! It is hysterical, and so is the rest of your posts! You have a gift with words, my friend!


PrincessPervie 40F  
26 posts
10/6/2006 12:40 am

OMG.... I don't think there is any story out there that can top that

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