Write-Your-Own Fortune Cookies  

49AK 56M
1074 posts
5/1/2006 7:04 pm

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5/5/2006 11:00 pm

Write-Your-Own Fortune Cookies

When I go out and get a fortune cookie, I always make up something and read it to the table. Here are some examples:

"The swelling will subside soon."

"There is now a vaccine for that."

"You have enormous genitals."

So imagine this scenario: You're at a Chinese restaurant with your date. The check comes, along with two fortune cookies. If you are the guy, and you could write anything for your date's fortune cookie, what would it be?

If you're the gal, what would you write for your date's fortune cookie?

MoutnainGirl 38F

5/1/2006 8:16 pm

Well my tradition is to always add "in bed" after you finish reading.

I would put "you are getting lucky tonight"

Moutnain Girl

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angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/1/2006 8:18 pm

"You are about to have the best sex of your life!" But only if I'm with my hubby! lol

mycin62 55F

5/2/2006 5:09 am

You're gonna eat the best pussy you've ever had for dessert!

mangomamiCT 43F

5/2/2006 9:17 pm

Cheap bastard , you get none for the cheapo dinner

mangomamiCT 43F

5/2/2006 9:18 pm

or you just killed all your chances by having the broccoli

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

5/5/2006 7:16 am

Since you just eat cat....how about eating a little pussy?

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