49AK 56M
1074 posts
3/21/2006 6:35 pm

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3/19/2009 5:25 pm


Of all things A F F, the thing I get least is testimonials. I understand them as a concept, but I don't think I've ever seen them used the way they might be.

About 90 percent of them are just "Hey, this lady is really sweet, I love chatting with her. I hope one day we can meet and do the wild thang..." or something like that.

Wouldn't it be refreshing if they were something like this:

"I give him a 9.45... would have been higher, but he missed the triple."

"Reminded me of a vacation I took as a kid... all I could think was 'When are we gonna get there?'"

"It was lucious, delicious and exotic. Who says mint jelly is just for lamb?"

"Know how when you buy popsicles at the store, and when you get them home, they're just a melted mess? It was like that."

"There were too many commercials."

"I haven't had a ride like that since the rodeo tryouts at the dude ranch!"

"Two words: 'Fear Factor.'"

meerkittykat 43F

3/21/2006 7:13 pm


I have some testimonals from good friends with that I've chatted with away from AFFFFFFFF...so they're less a plea for sex and more an affirmation of a friendship.

But as for those "I'd love to chat with you someday and rock your world" testimonals...gosh...could you BE more schmaltzy????? At least make it original, like "I'd love to chat with you someday and tell you all the ways I played with my food when I was younger."


pragmaticCTcpl 63M/52F

3/22/2006 9:14 am

This is too funny and so true !!!

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
3/22/2006 10:36 am

LOl - Too true... Great post!

libgemOH 57M/54F

3/23/2006 10:56 am

I think the fear factor one would make me turn around and leave! I actually had 2 written for me but deleted them both. Were just a little too weird! -B

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