Hooker Shopping Spree  

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3/15/2006 9:07 pm

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3/16/2006 9:51 am

Hooker Shopping Spree


I walked into my local convenience store for my morning ration of coffee, and I saw a woman that I recognized as a street walker browsing through the microwave-and-eat section. [Before you ask how I know it was a street walker, I drive this road every day on the way to work, and I see her plying her trade. That's how I know...]

This woman could not sit still... She was dancing, and talking to herself, trying to decide between the beef and bean and the faux egg mc muffin. She must have had her pre-breakfast crank fix before she came in. I watched her as I did my coffee ritual... sugar, a little coffee, swirl vigorously, cream, top off with coffee, stir, put on the lid, and then I went to the counter. I noticed that the cashier was watching her as intently as he could, while he had a customer at the counter.

I got in the car and drove away, and after about five minutes I realized that I had forgotten something, so I went back. My independent contractor friend was still there, now rifling through the clearance candy bars.

I guess one of the advantages of being a hooker and using meth is that you can eat candy bars and burritos and still keep your figure.

ticktock500 45M

3/15/2006 10:02 pm

oopf...imagine the mouth on that girl.


Babel__Fish 46F

3/16/2006 3:20 am

LMAO!!! Funny but sad at the same time.

Babel


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