Word Humor  

2cuteinSantaCruz 47M/39F   
73 posts
7/22/2005 1:58 pm

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12/4/2006 3:06 pm

Word Humor

A few laughs of intellectual humor!
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2003 winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


KISER80 49M
2 posts
7/24/2005 11:03 pm

Im still Laughing I think I am with you. M W


rm_scottypalmer 44M
1 post
7/25/2005 11:33 am

A great Laugh on a Monday Morning.


rm_GhoulyGoth 31M
4 posts
9/23/2005 8:21 pm

Hillarious. I stumbeled into your blog after reading a post of yours on "mood music" just wanted to say you have a wonderful taste.


diggerdown2 57M
34 posts
10/20/2005 5:48 pm

This is classic. What a pleasant surprise to find literate wit on a sex-connection site. This and the Thinkers Anonymous article are both almost too good for the room.

But then, who's to say? I'm here, right?

Keep up the good work. DD2


rm_PlanetTerry 44M

11/21/2005 3:27 am

ignoranus!

hahaha!

should i start lying to get more foreplay?


vidi_vici_biveni 110M
2134 posts
12/4/2006 2:17 pm

Okay, that was funny.

I especially liked foreploy. {might have to use some of these in conversation...}


2cuteinSantaCruz replies on 12/4/2006 3:06 pm:
I'm a big fan of fun word play

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