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But I Don't Play Well With Others  

AtomicArtist0 52M
3186 posts
3/24/2006 8:06 pm

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10/19/2007 5:41 pm

But I Don't Play Well With Others

I vowed to never do what everybody else is doing but as fate would have it, I’ve been tagged six times. SIX! Damn you people! I know I’m irresistible, but shit! Well, it seems you all really want me to play and since I’m having a rare moment and I’m finally trying to prove my kindergarten teacher wrong that I don’t play well with others, I’ll bite. But only once. It’ll be fun to reveal six freakishly odd things about me but as my life and blog is a carefully planned web of strategically timed mixture of facts and lies, I will only reveal six and only tag six as the rules of the game imply.

First, here are the six culprits who tagged me:

DaphneR


saddletrampsk


mm0206 BigGirlzRSweet

And if you want to blame anyone for starting this bullshit in the first place, take a nice long steamy gawk at this man travelingintexas Yep, that’s right. Even though he has since hid his original post and posted this one to cover it up [post 282287] he started all this. And by the way…you senior citizens out there be sure to get yourselves in his little black book for a good time and leave your dentures at home.

And without further ado, here are six freakishly odd things about me:

1. I have held an 18ft. python and a tiny alligator on the same day.

2. Because of my very sexy voice and my ability to think on my feet, I was the top environmental fundraiser in the nation for two years. (my entire duration of employment there)

3. I am currently on my second day without eating and am still not hungry. (I’m sick right now.)

4. I have three nostrils. (yep, its true)

5. I have leopard print sheets, starfish, tikis, and bamboo in my bedroom…shark jaws in my bathroom

6. I have three exhibits in local museums…all made from lego.


Now that that is over with, because I like you bitches whether you’ve been tagged or not, here are the six unfortunate losers I’ve deemed worthy of tagging.

Vick_Demise tipadee silhouette2005

MrNuttz05 hotnsultrybbw Dysgyzed

Blog on, SUCKERS!!


skyking412004 61M
5352 posts
3/25/2006 12:52 am

_____Get well soon. I see two nostrills. I don't think I want to know where the third one is at. (Hey...were you in Men in Black?)


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:14 pm:
I have a deviated septum. the third nostril is a pocket in the brigde between my nostrils. You can see it if I push my nose to the side. out of three nostrils, only one works, yet I'm not a mouth breather and I don't snore. I wasn't in MIB

ediesedgewick 65F

3/25/2006 5:31 am

I don't believe you about the nostrils...but you do have a rock 'n roll voice. If you continue not eating...10 lbs gone, no prob. But now I'm thinking you're just bulimic.

and thanks for not tagging.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:23 pm:
see comment above to skyking about the third nostril. Maybe if you let me cam for you sometime I'll show it to you...among other things. I do have a rock and roll voice, don't I? During this sickness I've only lost 3 lbs. and half way through the third day I began eating again. All this crapping, puking, and not eating is awesome. I feel like a supermodel. Look like one, too.

libgemOH 63M/59F

3/25/2006 7:22 am

No bites, just a few nibbles for me please! -B


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:29 pm:
hmmmm...you do look tasty. I've eaten very little in three days and I'm getting my appetite back. Can I get just a little nibble of your neck?

saddletrampsk 61F

3/25/2006 2:11 pm

sexy voice? hmmmm..


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/25/2006 9:38 pm:
yep...thats right. How'd you like me to whisper nice things in your ear?

spinmedown 56M
3625 posts
3/26/2006 5:08 pm

3 nostrils and a Shag bedroom
I believe it.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/28/2006 6:03 pm:
yep...three nostrils and a shag bedrrom. thats me to a T

rm_mm0206 76F
7758 posts
3/27/2006 10:06 pm

oh god ... I just put down the first person that came to mind ... and IF you EVER visited my blog you would see ...

you could sound like donald duck and I wouldnt care...

You are absolutely the sexiest guy on here.....sight unseen and inspite of your albeit said deformity...
kisses AA...
...m.

I know that is a safe thing for me to say since you are 14kazillion miles from Texas...... we talked about that before...but I mean it.
tender hugs.....m.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/28/2006 6:08 pm:
damn!!! that is the hottest comliment anyone has ever given me. thank you, darling. let that be a lesson to all of you. You girls have to work harder to inflate my ego, now. just kidding. thank you so very much!

HOTNBOTHERED0414 53F

3/27/2006 10:38 pm

Damn, I didn't tag you cause you do not follow the HERD! But I too got tagged and because it was "A FRIEND" I did it! Now damn it if I would have known your just as weak as me, I would have tagged your ass for sure! But you made it into my blog anyways today!


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/28/2006 6:09 pm:
I was that. thank you! great new pic, btw. va va va vooom!

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