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But I Don't Play Well With Others
But I Don't Play Well With Others I vowed to never do what everybody else is doing but as fate would have it, I’ve been tagged six times. SIX! Damn you people! I know I’m irresistible, but shit! Well, it seems you all really want me to play and since I’m having a rare moment and I’m finally trying to prove my kindergarten teacher wrong that I don’t play well with others, I’ll bite. But only once. It’ll be fun to reveal six freakishly odd things about me but as my life and blog is a carefully planned web of strategically timed mixture of facts and lies, I will only reveal six and only tag six as the rules of the game imply. First, here are the six culprits who tagged me: DaphneR saddletrampsk mm0206 BigGirlzRSweet And if you want to blame anyone for starting this bullshit in the first place, take a nice long steamy gawk at this man travelingintexas Yep, that’s right. Even though he has since hid his original post and posted this one to cover it up [post 282287] he started all this. And by the way…you senior citizens out there be sure to get yourselves in his little black book for a good time and leave your dentures at home. And without further ado, here are six freakishly odd things about me: 1. I have held an 18ft. python and a tiny alligator on the same day. 2. Because of my very sexy voice and my ability to think on my feet, I was the top environmental fundraiser in the nation for two years. (my entire duration of employment there) 3. I am currently on my second day without eating and am still not hungry. (I’m sick right now.) 4. I have three nostrils. (yep, its true) 5. I have leopard print sheets, starfish, tikis, and bamboo in my bedroom…shark jaws in my bathroom 6. I have three exhibits in local museums…all made from lego. Now that that is over with, because I like you bitches whether you’ve been tagged or not, here are the six unfortunate losers I’ve deemed worthy of tagging. Vick_Demise tipadee silhouette2005 MrNuttz05 hotnsultrybbw Dysgyzed Blog on, SUCKERS!! |
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_____Get well soon. I see two nostrills. I don't think I want to know where the third one is at. (Hey...were you in Men in Black?)
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3/25/2006 5:31 am |
I don't believe you about the nostrils...but you do have a rock 'n roll voice. If you continue not eating...10 lbs gone, no prob. But now I'm thinking you're just bulimic. and thanks for not tagging.
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3/25/2006 7:22 am |
No bites, just a few nibbles for me please! -B
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3/25/2006 2:11 pm |
sexy voice? hmmmm..
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3 nostrils and a Shag bedroom I believe it. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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oh god ... I just put down the first person that came to mind ... and IF you EVER visited my blog you would see ... you could sound like donald duck and I wouldnt care... You are absolutely the sexiest guy on here.....sight unseen and inspite of your albeit said deformity... kisses AA... ...m. I know that is a safe thing for me to say since you are 14kazillion miles from Texas...... we talked about that before...but I mean it. tender hugs.....m.
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3/27/2006 10:38 pm |
Damn, I didn't tag you cause you do not follow the HERD! But I too got tagged and because it was "A FRIEND" I did it! Now damn it if I would have known your just as weak as me, I would have tagged your ass for sure! But you made it into my blog anyways today!
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