A riddle 4 u  

1playfulgal 40F
7112 posts
8/29/2005 12:11 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A riddle 4 u

Two men walk into a bar and order the exact same drink...The bartender poisons both drinks with the exact same amount of toxin...

One man gulps his drink down in one swallow...

The other takes his time and savours the flavour of the whiskey...

Only one man dies...

Which one?


1 post
8/29/2005 6:25 am

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ByteChaser2 54M

8/29/2005 6:55 am

Hmmm... The bartender.

Because both patrons, having smelled Almonds, knew that the bartender had laced their whiskey with cyanide, quickly administered the antidote and then beat the bartender to death with a barstool...

rm_willie8one2 71M
573 posts
8/29/2005 6:57 am

The man that gulps it down as he has it in a larger amount over the short time in his system while the man that savors and drinks it slow only has a smaller amount for his system to absorb and does it over a longer time. Or maybe they both die when they finish the drink, one just sooner than the other. This is called “Hedging my bet” I go for my first statement. I assume that the 2 men are about the same size and weight as that can make a difference with many poisons.

hiker5756 61M

8/29/2005 7:48 am

The man who savors it..his last drink make it lat

rm_Techie321 45M

8/29/2005 8:33 am

Ah, a classic Although I like ByteChaser's answer, I have one of my own. The poison's in the ice, which hadn't melted yet into the guy that drank his quickly. The guy who took his time let the ice melt, thus releasing the poison.

Another bar joke: A guy walks into a bar. As he sits down, he hears "Hey buddy, nice tie." He looks around, doesn't see anybody, and shrugs it off. Then he hears again, "hey buddy, nice tie!" This time he realizes that the voice is coming from the bowl of peanuts on the bar. He says, "Hey bartender! Do you know your bowl of peanuts can talk? They just told me I have a nice tie!" To which the bartender replies, "Well of course they did, they're complimentary peanuts."

(cringes, waiting for the booing and hissing to start...)

rm_kandinsky66 52M/52F

8/29/2005 9:10 am

an oldie but a goodie. the one who savours his drink as the poison is in the ice

rm_bling822 46M

8/29/2005 10:56 am

The man who gulps his drink dies. The other man on tasting the poison stops drinking.

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 2:50 pm

I'm thinking the toxin wasn't fatal. The guy that died gulped his drink, got drunk, flirted with and fondled the girlfriend of the guy with the pistol, and got shot.

[blog talldarkavg1]

rm_mustang65695 59M
54 posts
8/29/2005 8:33 pm

The man who downed it in one swallow choked on the ice!

Hampmeister 58M

8/30/2005 3:28 am

To those who say the poison was in the ice, I say the man who savored his drink lived because the non-toxic ice melted enough to dilute the poison. I know theirs is the canonical answer, mine is to show that the question can go either way. Just recalcitrant, that's me.

rm_Techie321 45M

8/30/2005 6:56 am

Hampmeister, point well taken!

abdoullah5 41M

8/30/2005 5:18 pm

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Tall01Guy 43M

8/30/2005 8:21 pm

The poison is fast-acting and quickly metabolized by the body in small doses, so the gulper dies and the sipper lives. Sometimes anticipation and self-control are lifesaving virtues. (Other times, of course, they're more of a curse.)

rolexjoe2031 51M

8/30/2005 9:54 pm

The one who drinks it slow dies. The one who drank it fast, had so much poison hit stomach that his system caused him to throw up. The guy who drank it slow, never got enough in the stomach at one time to get that violent reaction, so he got all the poison in him and died.

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
8/31/2005 12:52 am

Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says, "Why the long face"

Two men are walking down the street
The first one walks into a bar
The second man ducks

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

AlbertPrince 59M

8/31/2005 5:37 am

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a ........................................................................

AlbertPrince 59M

8/31/2005 5:37 am

........................beer please"
And the barman replies "why the long pause?"

AlbertPrince 59M

8/31/2005 5:38 am

A horse walks into the bar, and the barman says "why the long face?"

AlbertPrince 59M

8/31/2005 5:38 am

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

bigredeatsbush 52M/51F

9/1/2005 8:11 pm


rm_Amadeo600 40M
1 post
9/2/2005 4:19 am

The poison is in the ice. The man who savours the drink gives the ice time to melt and mix with the whiskey and is ingested whilst he drinks.The man who gulps it back in one avoids the poison as it is still frozen in the ice and hasn't had a chance to mix with the drink.

madarchod82 36M
1 post
9/3/2005 1:11 pm

give me the answer........plizz

rm_Trippplebeam 47M

9/4/2005 11:28 pm

i walk into the bar and pic up my lovely date paying no attention to anything except her luscious body - love ya Gal

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