Girl Time, Best Friends and Vagina Parties  

1girlrevolution 48F
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3/22/2006 10:36 am

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3/28/2006 1:00 pm

Girl Time, Best Friends and Vagina Parties

No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your best friend.

Everyone should have a friend, a real friend. One who answers your dumb phone calls at 3am. Someone who agrees with you when you think all men are assholes and then pops open a bottle of her most expensive wine . . . one she’s been saving for a special occasion.

It’s the friend that will spend her Friday night with you laughing until you cry. Women are insanely funny, especially when we’ve had a few drinks and share a few stories! We tell each other EVERYTHING and then laugh together about it. Nothing is held back and we’re willing to go through the 10 minutes it should take to actually get over Mr. Shitty-Whats-His-Name together. Then we both say “good riddance” and toast to newly found freedom. Don’t ever let that get away again, really!

I think it’s time for a vagina party . . . major girl time, no penises (although vibrators are allowed), hot tubbing it, good vino, dancing naked through the house with kitchen utensils to the tune of our favorite music. Yes, we actually do this and it’s great! It’s wonderful to be a woman, a sexy woman with sexy girlfriends that are willing to get you through it all. Break out the lingerie girls! Feel good about yourselves and celebrate that summer is just around the corner. It’s time to say that favorite word of ours . . .

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rm_devilish444 43M

3/22/2006 10:32 pm

and i thought you girls just ran around in fuzzy slippers and had pillow fights where the feathers went everywhere, and then painted each others' nails and played 'mystery date'.... another stereotype down. but i do think this is the right time to avoid such a party, even if we (yes i'm the collective guy majority speaker here) were ever to be's like a bachelorette party... no matter how cool you thought you were, forever you will be labeled "blue hat guy"... and while playing 'mystery date' your name will come up.... remember that dork, what's his name... and there will be a chorus-like shrill "blue-hat-guy?!?!".... followed by insane laughter... virtual, just put down the spatula... i still dream of you in fuzzy slippers

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