Fine China or Vagina?  

1girlrevolution 48F
314 posts
5/4/2006 6:21 pm

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5/7/2006 6:14 am

Fine China or Vagina?

Years ago, I managed to handle the questions my kids came up with . . .
Mom, why isn’t the grass orange?
Is there a god?

Easy! Ha! Now with my kids growing up, I get questions and comments like these:

So mom, what’s a condom? What does Magnum mean?
What is a vagina for?
Is it fine china or vagina?
Why is there a pubic hair in my chicken?
Someone threw a cucumber in my diarrhea (long story, but true).
Are lesbians gay?
What do you have sex for, besides 15 minutes?
Why do they call it a sac and how much does it weigh?

Mom never told me there’d be days like these. Now she just laughs at me and says . . . you have it coming. Good luck to ya.

rm_jd29992z 55M
3888 posts
5/4/2006 7:23 pm

Kids do say the darnedest things. With all these erectile diffusion, condom, and viagra commercial (heck even NASCAR had the viagra car) on TV you are not being asked kids questions any more. Depending on the age you should come forward in a frank way. That darn honesty thing you know. See you and good luck girl JD

Love to hear the cucumber and diarrhea story I bet that one is a hoot!

eroticcartoonist 38M
50 posts
5/5/2006 5:21 pm

I needed that one. Provided me with a good smile. Thanks.


reverend21 50M
1913 posts
5/6/2006 10:10 pm

I'm gald to hear my kid isn't the only one asking questions that leave me speechless

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