Sick & Twisted  

1DazedNConfuzed1 51F
169 posts
6/29/2006 7:06 am

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8/23/2006 5:23 pm

Sick & Twisted

Anyone that KNOWS me, knows I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. I got this email at work, and well, to be honest, it brought TEARS to my eyes. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

A News Article From A Florida Newspaper:

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note.

It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

Have a NICE DAY!!!


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/29/2006 8:57 am

OMG!!!!! That one cracked me up!! Poor Nathan! Poor Gertrude! But I guess she had her ashes "scattered" where no one else had gone before, didn't she?

1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 6/29/2006 9:23 am:

Ya think? Kinda gross huh??? Oh well, she won't know about a cuppla snorts now will she?


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
6/29/2006 2:09 pm

Takes the phrase ashes to ashes, "dust to dust" just a tetch too far; don't you think?

Love you, Baby Sis!


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1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 6/29/2006 5:20 pm:

Indeed it does...too funny.

Love ya Big Sis!!


ProFotoFreak 46M

6/29/2006 6:00 pm

Do you know if that's true, or just an email hoax?

Either way it's .... um... funny?

1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 6/29/2006 7:21 pm:

I did not go to SNOPES to find out, I just thought it was amusing, and if I were to guess, I would say that it is a hoax.

It's not funny, it's SICK and demented, oh wait, just like me


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