For Shits & Giggles  

1DazedNConfuzed1 51F
169 posts
6/30/2006 7:03 am

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For Shits & Giggles

I am feeling quite gigglie today...guess I am looking forward to vacation, I can't wait to have 10 days in a row off, and do NOTHING, well, a few fun things are planned.

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave
you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a
member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

Hope you all have a SAFE and wonderful 4th


6/30/2006 7:30 am

You too my friend. Wish I could join you guys this weekend, but I can't get off Monday, and travel on a holiday weekend for just Sat and Sun would be too difficult.

1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 6/30/2006 7:34 am:

Yeah I know what you mean, I will be heading back on Sunday...can't leave mom alone for too long with the surgery she just had.

We will be thinking of you.

Love ya Big Sis


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/30/2006 9:46 am

Have a wonderful time! I loved these quotes! I'm often the designated, I'll have to remember that one!!!

1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 6/30/2006 12:07 pm:

Thanks, I am gonna try...and as for the DD....please don't do it to me


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