Best Genie Story Ever!  

1DazedNConfuzed1 51F
169 posts
7/31/2006 11:36 am

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Best Genie Story Ever!

A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, The wife promptly hacked her first shot right through adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on it's side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh..yeah, sir! We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary.. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.

I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young
lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now, the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have
sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "you know,
you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The
genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding," he said."Thirty-five years old.....and
both of you still believe in genies ?"

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
7/31/2006 1:19 pm

OMG!!!! I didn't see that punch line coming! That was a good one!

1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 8/1/2006 7:43 am:

Made me chuckle


impish_pixie 55F
6867 posts
7/31/2006 7:50 pm

Hmmm...unless SHE knew, and she KNEW her hubby didn't. Smart woman right??

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 8/1/2006 7:43 am:

I think she knew, she just WANTED something a bit better


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
8/1/2006 4:27 am

All's fair in love, war, and now golf apparently. I'll have to check my "Golf for Dummies" book again.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 8/1/2006 7:44 am:

When you are done with the 'Golf for Dummies' can I read it....oh wait, I HATE golf, unless its put put


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