How to Get Laid  

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4/18/2006 9:42 pm

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How to Get Laid

I don't know if this has been said before, because I am much too lazy to search through blog archives to find out so I am just going to go ahead and post whore on my chosen topic to my hearts' content.

Getting laid is why we are here. Am I right or am I right? I mean there is no other point.

But I have a feeling that some of the guys here just don't get laid as often as I do and are in need of some pointers.

OK guys, first of all, realize that any woman on here is in a minority. I checked the listings and for Saskatoon there are at least ten male listings for every female on this site. Holy shit! Being a straight male on AdultFriendFinder kind of sucks. But don't despair, just because it is difficult does not mean there is any reason to believe that a guy can not have tonnes of success hooking up on this site. Horny bitches like me, that want pointless, fun sex are out there.

Just remember guys, us girls get flooded by emails. I mean, sometimes I just can't be bothered. And my msn list gets really full. Oh I am not bragging, I am just stating the simple facts. So make sure if you are sending a chick an email that you are what she is looking for. If the profile says she wants young, hot men, then don't send an email unless you are young and hot. If the chick says she wants a relationship, then why the hell waste your time unless she states she wants a booty call? Or vice versa, if she says she wants a fling, then the last thing you should do is try to be romantic.

This would seem to be common sense, but no, it clearly isn't. I am always getting emails from people that there is no way in hell I would ever hook up with. I know I am fucking hot as a room full of Jenna Jameson (or insert whatever random porn star you wank off to here) but PLEASE don't email me unless we have the same things in common.

And besides that, there is no point in spending the big bucks on a Gold membership just so you can annoy the crap out of people. If you are fat and ugly you should probably lower your standards. Yeah, I'm a bitch, I know, but some of you really need to hear it.

8337 posts
4/18/2006 10:44 pm

The guys that need to take your advice don't even read the blogs.

That's your first mistake.

Secondly, not all guys are looking just to get laid.....not all women either.

People are on here looking for alot of things, not strictly NSA sex.


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

walangtakot 31M

4/18/2006 10:47 pm

"If you are fat and ugly you should probably lower your standards."

HAHAHAAH nice post. the problem is that even the ugliest woman would find a man willing to fuck her. doesn't work that way for guys, so there's an influx of 40 year old "virgins" (either literally virgins or so inexperienced that they might as well be virgins) coming here as a last resort.

the only pointer i have for other guys is get hotter. even if your face is armageddon, having a nice body and showing it off would probably increase your chances of getting laid. DO NOT count on personality to get you through, looks are the only thing that will make your e-mail stand out or fall to the bottom. haha which is why i need to get that goddamn six-pack pic up here...

walangtakot 31M

4/18/2006 10:51 pm

to address the comment above mine, if they aren't here for sex, NSA or whatever it may be, they're in the wrong place. people looking for LTRs who are posting pics of themselves naked are going about it in the wrong way imo. hmm i shouldn't say wrong, but...less effective. just my .02

rm_flyNhigh685 57M

4/18/2006 10:59 pm

I thought this was a "sex" oriented site and I would agree with walangkot, the LTR people need to go to a dating site not a fucking site.

There are even people on here that say they are so horny and will fuck anything and then you send them an e-mail and they dont even have the decency to say your ugly go away or whatever.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
4/18/2006 11:33 pm

LMFAO...welcome to blogging, hope you like it and stick around!

We need some more local "bitches" like you to tell it like it is.


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