Daytime Television.....  

rm_14u24me34all 52M
246 posts
8/9/2005 1:28 pm

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Daytime Television.....

DUMBFOUND!....ALIVE AND WELL ON DAYTIME TV...

I hope there isn't much of a market for USA's daytime TV in foreign markets...our reputations are mud if there is. I mean, where are these people?Is there a giant rock somewhere they crawl out from under?,perhaps a large breeding ranch hidden in an abandoned silo complex in the Rockies? Certainly not in the general population, are they?

It would be very easy to make some false assumptions based on daytime tv......

Maury-American teen girls are the enemy..they are all doomed,most are alky/druggies,have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners 10 to 20 years older than them; they beat their mothers,quit school,and start having babies at 14 fathered by men now in prison.
Overweight white women date black men,get pregnant,have babies that look just like their fathers that deny it,Woman insisting on paternity tests to prove it to to them(because they were faithful to their man)The miracle of DNA results
raise more questions than answers:well now, who really is the father?,it isn't this guy! WE can help you narrow it down if you want......

Springer-Aimed at exposing secrets of the south...If you're married a) You sleep with your mother-in-law b)your brother sleeps with your wife,c)your wife sleeps with your best friend who doesn't work and sleeps in your bed while you are on the couch,d)your best friend is sleeping with your mother,e)your sister sleeps with everybody,and f) your father,too drunk to notice the rest of you,dresses like a woman and picks up guys down at the Moose lodge. Higher education is anything beyond middle school,houses are delivered not built,a rancher has at least 1 more cow than dog,your family has two fingers for every tooth. Who said inbreeding is a lost science? D.Miller calls it Darwin's waiting room, any arguments? America represented...YEEEHAAAW!

I could keep going,but do I need to say more? It's no wonder people think we're kooks.....
Long live daytime TV!!

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rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
8/9/2005 5:22 pm

I used to watch these shows.
Then I found a job.


rm_14u24me34all 52M
235 posts
8/10/2005 10:13 am

alas,one of the perils of self employment!


rm_14u24me34all 52M
235 posts
8/11/2005 10:42 pm

2008-network of the Olypics....Yeah,that's the ticket..yeah, me and ah, uh,Morgan Fairchild!!! Yeah,that's it, that's the ticket!


rm_14u24me34all 52M
235 posts
8/12/2005 7:10 pm

Olympics


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