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How would you feel about licking my asshole ?  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
4/21/2018 11:27 am

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4/29/2018 4:56 pm

How would you feel about licking my asshole ?


There's a profile I check out ever few weeks because the lady in said profile often posts new videos of herself masturbating while watching porn . I noticed today that she posted a video of herself masturbating while looking at a big plate of spaghetti on her TV . Which makes sense , she's a slender athletic type so she probably hasn't had a carb in decades . I often wonder about the maxim "Nothing tastes as good being in shape feels" because lots of things taste delicious .

In her honor on Tuesday I will buy a cake and then jerk off while staring at it .

If someone tells you to remind them to talk about a topic - and it's an important topic not something like "Remind me to look up who played Steve Martin's in Father of the Bride when we get home" and you don't want to talk about it and you know they'll forget about it so you don't remind them ; how bad is that . It's clearly pretty low on the scale but is it like not signaling when you change lanes bad or more like when you "accidentally" brush up against a lady's chest on the bus bad ?

When someone attacks Wolverine and he kills them in "self-defense" that's not really okay right ? Because he knows they can't really damage him , let alone kill him . It's like when a little punches you in the junk , it hurts , but it's not justification for a homicide .

I haven't had much time to blog lately , I haven't had much time for anything . And I don't know why . Where does the time go ? I feel like at this point even if I could dupe some poor woman into dating me when would I see her ? I've got like 44 minutes free at 9:30 AM on Sunday , does that work ? And the confusing this is that I don't do anything , I go to work , I come home , I exercise , that's pretty much it . How can I have so little free time ?

I was shopping for a new treadmill (there's really nothing wrong with the one I have but it's 20 years old and I'm an American) and I noticed that the weight limit on a LOT of them is 220 pounds . That seems incredibly low .

The other day at work a guy walked into the bathroom and said "Here we go , lets do this thing , party time !" as he unzipped his fly and walked up the urinal . I have a couple theories about his excitement . One is that he's an alien in human form taking a piss for the first time . The next is that he's a transgender person and he's using his penis for the first time . And that's two theories , which is a couple .

Remember that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where the guy who played the Rocketeer banged the lady who played Lois Lane ? I do . I love that episode as a because the cool guy was totally cool but as an adult it's pretty lame . The cool guy is clearly just what the nerds who write for sci-fi shows think a cool guy should be through adult eyes .

Wait 40 , I thought you had no time and yet now you're taking about watching episodes of Star Trek from 30 years ago . Touché blog reader , touché .

Also in the second time through watching Trek you notice how many characters appear in minor roles once and are never seen again - and this is because the showrunners didn't want to pay the very moderate fee you have to pay a writer to use a character they created . So basically the entire crew of the Enterprise aside from the main cast was turned over ever week .

Also when they brought in the Guinan character I wonder if Mirina Sirtis was pissed - because her character was literally the ship's counselor , people should have been coming to her for advice .

Did you know that Somali pirates are ultimate supported by a law firm in England ? I didn't . You see when the pirates hold a ship for ransom this law firm is the one that negotiates the deal and keeps most of the money , only a small amount goes to the pirates . And then said law firm makes sure the pirates have all the guns they need and know which ships to go after to keep the money flowing in .

It's unlikely at this point that I'll ever have sex regularly again . Most of the time I'm okay with that . Sometimes it bums me out though .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
4/21/2018 11:28 am

4/20 was also the day a lot of kids did the walk out to protest gun violence - well played youth of America

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
4/21/2018 11:51 am

I have an abundance of free time. Must have grabbed some of yours - by mistake. Sorry.

To answer your question about how bad is not reminding someone .... it's like throwing your socks in the dirty hamper and one falls on the floor and you don't pick it up until laundry day.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 4/23/2018 4:58 pm:
That doesn't sound so bad , thanks !

ltrskr 75M

4/21/2018 11:59 am

In the original Star Trek when a new character showed up, they were usually dead in the first five minutes! "He's dead Jim!", says Dr McCoy!


40Deuce replies on 4/23/2018 4:59 pm:
You're forgetting about all the alien women brought on for Kirk - they usually didn't die until the last five minutes

markcorvallis2 64M
800 posts
4/21/2018 12:32 pm

when you say you won't have regular sex again do you mean you won't have sex on a regular schedule or do you mean you would only have sex in odd ways, like doing the Portuguese wall monkey or The Screaming Texan, and not have regular sex like most Iowans?


40Deuce replies on 4/23/2018 4:59 pm:
Both

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