jjchuddy 47F
223 posts
4/2/2006 3:54 am

Last Read:
7/20/2006 9:41 am



There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store….... so what did she do?

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What are you thinking?

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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English laa!!


Cheers, Princess JJ



mr_simply_me 46M
842 posts
4/2/2006 8:31 am

Welcome to blogland...

Keep the jokes cumming...

Cheers
MSM


jjchuddy 47F

4/3/2006 7:28 am

    Quoting funsassy:
    Hi JJ....Welcome to blogland! Have fun blogging!
Hi Funsassy, thanks.

Cheers, Princess JJ


jjchuddy 47F

4/3/2006 7:30 am

    Quoting mr_simply_me:
    Welcome to blogland...

    Keep the jokes cumming...

    Cheers
    MSM
Thanks MSM. I will have jokes coming in if i do have nice ones. Cheers

Cheers, Princess JJ


rm_fetish2525 59M
21 posts
4/7/2006 8:28 pm

This is a very good one.


rm_cinjim 49M
12 posts
7/20/2006 8:11 am

lor!

seriously thought the husband would have to show off his.....

ha ha! good one thar, lady!


jjchuddy 47F

7/20/2006 9:41 am

    Quoting rm_cinjim:
    lor!

    seriously thought the husband would have to show off his.....

    ha ha! good one thar, lady!
Great.. u enjoying it.. Thanks.

Cheers, Princess JJ


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