100needfulthings 43M
88 posts
5/17/2005 9:16 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


A store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX,
where a man may go to choose a wife from among MANY
women. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the women
increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the

There is however, a catch: As you open the door
to any floor you may choose a wife from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except
to exit the building--no stopping on any lower floors.

A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 -These women have jobs.

The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well,
that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up he goes. The second floor
sign reads:
Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports, and
drink beer.

The man smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?" The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer,
and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer,
are extremely good looking and do all the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there
must be more, much more, further up!" He heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer,
are extremely good looking, do all the housework and
don't bitch and gripe about anything.

"Hot Damn!..how close to perfect can you get?...But
just think...what must be awaiting me further on?" So
up to the sixth floor he goes. The sixth floor sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this
floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that men are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day!


rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
3289 posts
5/17/2005 10:34 am

~K~ Thanks for the affirmation!!! hee hee....

kissablemeinmn 49F

5/17/2005 12:05 pm

Love it Thanks for the chuckle.


purejoy4fem 47F/45F
682 posts
5/17/2005 12:31 pm

lmao thanks I needed that today

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