Again, what's in your vagina?  

100needfulthings 43M
88 posts
6/11/2005 11:48 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Again, what's in your vagina?

So, being a guy, and always having lived with a penis, I suffer from what I'm willing to admit to as 'Vagina Envy'. I don't know that I would always want one, being fairly well attached to what nature has given me, but curiosity being the killer of kats, a test draive would be a very interesting ride indeed!
I will tell you this, as a man, masturbation is pretty much a hand job, little variance, kind of boring. I understand, that as a woman, masturbation may be boring or blah to some, but the opportunities to elaborate would pretty much be endless. I'm not just talking run of the mill dildos and vibrators. I'm talking about odd insertions. Veggies. Tickler condoms. Small house-hold items, appliances, utensils. Fisting.
So many things in this world are created to fit in the palm of the hand. Interestingly enough, that is about the size to fit a vagina!
Eventually I would become a size queen, need a soft ball bat or a road py-lon to get off. Go figure!

Addressing some questions I'm anticipating.
I envy the idea of having a VAGINA, so that's why I don't just stick things up my butt.
I've ignored the clitoris all together up to this point. Sorry. I realize it is an integral part of masturbation for some women (maybe most?). It's the variety of objects that can possibly be used that appeals to me. The different feel, texture, size, etc... Plus the naughty turn-on of just having weird things inside, sticking out!
A woman could make a mint taking pictures of said acts, and never have to leave the privacy of her own home!

The question I pose for the weekend is (I'll repost periodically through out), Women, what is the strangest, most interesting, or naughtiest thing that has parted your lips and was not intended to? Any photos?

Just your friendly neighborhood freak on a leash,

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
6/11/2005 1:27 pm

I have had my mother threaten to put her foot up my ass but thats about the best I can do for you on this one.

Puurple_Passions 47M/40F
140 posts
6/11/2005 3:01 pm

*ROTFL* Softball bat!! Sorry.. that just struck me really funny! Unfortunately I can't elaborate anything exciting... my favorite toy is and always has been my little silver bullet. Never tried anything else. I'm kinda attached to "bob". Love when my hubby uses it on me. He likes the vibrations that he feels when I use it while we're gettin' down!
~Passions~ (The F of the C)

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