A Little Laughter..  

0_may_I 53F
578 posts
1/28/2006 6:40 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Little Laughter..

Goes A Long Way, i.e..The Rabbi and the Tax Inspector

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said,
I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.

We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."
I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

D H sent me this , by email. I thought I'd show it to you all, passing on the laughter is all I'm doing, fellow bloggers..lol.

Hugs & kisses to you all 0_May_I ?

rm_hinkawaza 53M
371 posts
1/28/2006 10:17 am

In the words of Bard, BAHAHAHAHAHAH!

0_may_I 53F

1/28/2006 9:34 pm

Hinka...lol..hun, If I could understand you, I'd reply..lol..thanx for dropping by though, come back again, soon.

HUgs & kisses 0_May_I ?

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
1/29/2006 1:53 am

Hi darlin, that was a funny joke. I love the pic that you posted and I LOVE that positon too. I must say it is a very fine looking rear indeed, I'd love to give my tounge (among other things) a workout on that. {=}{=}{=}


MATM5807 58M

1/29/2006 2:52 am

Just remind me never to have my dick circumcised...and I am just about to renounce my Jewish faith....

MATM5807 58M

1/29/2006 3:00 am

Hiy May...you have the most incredible body....my imagination is left running wild...and de-railing in to areas of pure lust and debauchery..carnal fulfilment in abundance.....xx...

citizen4722 60M  
54566 posts
1/29/2006 7:23 am

o may i, this blog is a sight for sore eye's (ouch), but i must admit it was a laugh, as i have a friend who is a tax inspector. Yes he certainly is a complete dick. Are you still a cyber-virgin? i lost my cyber cherry to a BBW...you never forget the first time !!

0_may_I 53F

1/29/2006 7:03 pm

Skippy-I'm so glad it bought a smile to your face, hun..That's it..laugh..and the world laughs with you, you know..lol.

HUgs & kisses 0_May_I ?

0_may_I 53F

1/29/2006 7:06 pm

NAT- how good to see you're enjoying my little musings. It nwas a very hardfelt..ooo,sorry, I mean heartfelt comment, you posted..lol. I hope to read more of your comments..mmm.

0_May_I ?

0_may_I 53F

1/29/2006 7:10 pm

Citizen- There aren't many things finer in this life than laughter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Come and visit again soon.

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I 0_May_I

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
1/30/2006 2:25 am

That I do darlin, I laugh at anything and everything that is funny. I also believe in having a little fun everyday (regardless of what it is I'm doing or who I'm doing it with) I tried to get your attention in the hottub room(sunday morn) but you didn't answer ;( ah well maybe nexttime


hotfitnmodest 44M
14 posts
1/30/2006 5:32 am

i can think of one thing better than laughter...
laughter after...ive just finished running my finger tips lightly down your back as you lie naked on the bed, feeling you shiver as i glide them over your hips and then under your buttocks towards your inner thighs...slowly down the inside of your legs, over your knees and calves
before finally trailing them over your soft pink feet.
then covering them in tiny, soft kisses

0_may_I 53F

1/30/2006 8:40 pm

HFNM......Oooo.....you loverman, you...lol.

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I

0_may_I 53F

1/30/2006 8:42 pm

Skippy, Sorry for not replying , hun...Ooops, I must have been busy elsewhere, or I would have answered you, rest assured, hun.

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I ?

rm_Guus1973 44M

1/31/2006 10:55 am

So so... Another day at work... Couldn't keep my head off of you, baby... Would love to see that all live, as you well know... Hope to see you soon in them chatrooms to talk some daring talks.


0_may_I 53F

1/31/2006 10:45 pm

Hello Guus....yes, it was nice to chat to you too, hun. I still have no I.M...and this keyboard is a little dodgy, but, other than that....I'm as sound as a pound..lol. Hope you are well, chat to you again soon, I'm sure.

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I ?

0_may_I 53F

1/31/2006 10:47 pm

HFNM..did you know you had love handles to die for...lol..mmm...the things I couold do to you are unrepeatable..lol

Hugs & kisses, allm over that lush bod of yours, sugar...mmm.

0_May_I ? ....

cataftercream 47M
2 posts
2/1/2006 1:53 am

May, you've a perfect body and a beautiful mind - you can whip this torpedo any time!

Sex for me is more than orgasms, it's sustenance & I want to consume every inch of you.

I should start by covering your body in oil and rubbing it in with supple but probing fingers, lingering when I hear you gasp while you do the same to me in return.

When you're hot & wet I'll tie your wrists to your ankles and spend hours playing with every inch of your body. I like to spend time on unusual places, gentle or hard depending on your reaction. You don't know where I'll go next.

I love playing with toys, probing with those buzzing instruments as my tongue covers another part of your body. On your knees you suck me hard and then the real fun begins.

hard and slow, deep and shallow I'll bring you to the point again and again before I let you cum.

hotfitnmodest 44M
14 posts
2/1/2006 11:33 pm

0_may...really, you're too kind but...yeah i know.
(hfnm enjoyin 0_mays full body kisses)

rm_teetom2003 54M

2/3/2006 10:09 am

Hi Gorgeous In have mailed you but got auto reply so hoping you will respond to blog comment I have msn AdultFriendFinder or yahoo thomas_squires hope you will add me soon and lets get aquainted PC love the blog

rm_dman2999 42M

2/3/2006 12:00 pm

hello O may I, had a look at some of your blogs recently and found myself going back for a look now and again - so you`ve got my attention honey! Found the rabbi tale extremely funny - laughed til my forskin fell off! so just waiting on the taxman to pop into work and reclaim it love the profile as well - great pics and a beautiful figure, makes me wanna get up and dance happym;
drop us a line when u have a minute - love to chat more
bye for D. xx

0_may_I 53F

2/3/2006 1:04 pm

Cat- Mmm....you had me going there, hun. It felt good too.However...'tie my wrists to my ankles'? I don't thi k so , hun, it sounds far too restrictive to me, lover..lol..I like to be able to touch as well, you see and I just wouldn't be able to in that position, now would I hun? Plus, it's stopping my blood..lol.

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I

0_may_I 53F

2/3/2006 1:09 pm

HFNM- I most certainly am not too kind, when speaking of your love handles, hun..no one could be too kind...mmm...step closer. let me run my cool fingers over them, lover..mmm..mmm..mmm..aahhhh..siging with pleasure now, hun..lol.

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I

0_may_I 53F

2/3/2006 1:14 pm

TT..how good to see you here, hun. See.. I told you it would work..lol..I get so much post and I do try to reply, but you'd be surprised how much time it consumes, hun.
I don't have an I.M at present, as soon as I do, I'll add you. Can you invite me to msn..?

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I

ilsgicemru 73M
2822 posts
2/3/2006 11:22 pm

May I say .... That your blog is very entertaining ....... And that your profile photos are beautiful? .........................ils

0_may_I 53F

2/4/2006 1:34 am

dman- singing and dancing are you , lover? Well I'm so pleased you came by. I like singing and dancing too..lol..shall we go for a duet?

Hugs & kisses 0_may_I

0_may_I 53F

2/4/2006 1:37 am

ils- you may say it until the cows come home, sugar and how nice of you to drop by, I'm glad I can keep you entertained for a while, hun...mmm...come and visit again, very soon.

Hugs kisses 0_May_I

hotfitnmodest 44M
14 posts
2/4/2006 4:41 am

heehee....that tickles
you can run your fingernails lightly over my ...anything you like honey
mmmmm that feels sooo good

0_may_I 53F

2/4/2006 7:03 am

HFNM-you're bloody gorgeous...has anyone ever told you?....lol..I'm making myself ill thinking about what I'd like to be doing with you, hun.. Ooooo...I must stop this. There's no help for me, hun. I'm getting fed up with trying to get cyberlaid...lol.

I'll have to change my handle to 'NeverBeenTouched'...lol.

Hugs & kisses, oh gorgeous one 0_May_I ?,,,,,....

ilsgicemru 73M
2822 posts
2/5/2006 7:19 am

I'm planning to stop by often ... I like the way you respond to all of the comments !! .. So many of the popular gals on this site . don't even come back to read the comments . it seems !! ..

I do hope that you will visit my blog . and leave a comment ... I have a blog post of 'recent first time visitors' that I could really dress up with your photo !!

May I give you a (((((((((((((((((((big hug))))))))))))))))))))) and ??

Thanks ........................ils

rm_dman2999 42M

2/5/2006 12:56 pm

i`ll duet with you anytime u want hun. A naked dance would be just great babe. Mmmm.. i can imagine us up close and personal, i can smell you and feel your smooth skin and firm, perfectly rounded buttocks in my hands. I`m softly kissing your neck and drawing my hands up your back and shoulders, the tensions increasing between our bodies, bringing our lips together, the chemistry between us is ignited - things are hotting up, our hearts pump faster - breathing deeper, i take your by the hand leading you to the bedroom, the door closes behind us and ...............
and the rest is limited only by our imagination. want to give it a try babe?!!!
d. x

0_may_I 53F

2/6/2006 3:19 am

Ils..I'm so glad you found a nice wench like me, baby. I do try to answer all your friendly comments, with one of my own. I can understand why the most popular bloggers don't leave individual replies though. Can you imagine how long it would take?..lol

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I ....

0_may_I 53F

2/6/2006 3:22 am

Dman...just this, hun..and I wish I had a really enormous script here.........YES...........mmm.,,,waiting now...waiting...just waiting , lover..

HUgs & kisses 0_May_I ....

rm_dman2999 42M

2/6/2006 12:37 pm

no need to wait honey, lets get together and put our imaginations to the test i think we are quite local to each other - blackburn area. words can describe so much, but actions speak louder than words! r u up for some action?????! >>! lol
dmank99 at yahoo couk

0_may_I 53F

2/7/2006 12:52 am

Dman...."Did I dissapoint you? Or let you down?"
I would , if I could, darlin, I have it kept crashing on me. I am destined to be locked in here, conversing with all you lovely boys..lol. I'm not really happy about it though. That's the reason the opening lines, to this reply. James Blunt's...."Goodbye My lover"

hugs & kisses, a very sad this sad even

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rm_dman2999 42M

2/7/2006 3:16 pm

you haven`t disappointed me my darling! theres no need for either of us to be disappointed, i`m sure we could enjoy some seriously fun hours / days / weekends together - just give us the chance! i`m longing to be able to please you, mentally as well as physically.
just give me the call when your ready! i don`t do sad - glasses are always half full in my world i`m waiting for you to enter it, and me to enter you!

0_may_I 53F

2/8/2006 3:19 pm

Dman yes, my thoughts exactly. About the glass being half full. Much better then being half empty, don't you think, hun?

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I

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