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I'm looking for a white male. If you are married don't bother, some things are still sacred. Ladies, I don't eat pussy, tried it, I don't like it, there's something about a dick. If you have a girlfriend, I don't want to meet her at the door. If your idea of eating pussy is 2 minutes, stop reading. And definitely man-scaped! If you work to much and don't have time for all that dramatic crap, maybe we could get along..... maybe. If you're thinking of emailing me, please send a pic preferably with the head that has teeth. Although I do not mind a good healthy cock pic, but please not one with you sitting on the toilet with your dick in your hand. Not attractive.
If you don't send a pic and you don't have a face pic up on your profile, please please be nice and send one. If you're old enough to be my grandfather, don't send me an email from your "I'm young at heart" profile, I'll give you a heart attack, and 'gumming' my pussy to death will not get me off.
If you try to tempt me with a message, rubbing your dick on me does not constitute as one. I like foreplay, read up on it. And by foreplay I mean, I get some. You just a blowjob, will not get me all hot and wet and ready.
I like football and hockey and horror movies or just calling when I need some. I may just want to get out of the house, or curl up on the couch and watch TV, depends on what I'm in the mood for.
If you're still reading and can't breath through your ears you need to unplug your computer. If we meet somewhere, its probably a good idea to jack off before leaving the house. If i wanted my leg humped I'd get a dog.
And to all the crybabies out there who'd rather send me an email calling me a 'rude bitch' or 'stupid' or 'too picky', just remember, I have the pussy and I'm a fun person even if we don't click, so send me an email, and don't forget to leave your name. If you've lasted this long through this profile, don't bother sending an email unless you've done what I asked, name, pic, smile.
I also do not participate in gang bangs or groups or couples, no offense ladies, we're beautiful creatures, but I just do not eat pussy.
Happy Hunting Friends!
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My Ideal Person: Call me a girl, but you must like to cuddle, that's a huge Bonus! He needs to be white, have a dick, not be married, have no drama, be nice, be fun to hang around with, be a sports fan, like the outdoors, always adventurous, kind hearted, honest, and loves to laugh. other than that, pretty normal please. Oh and NO psycho's please, there's a support group for my stalkers, if you need the number, let me know.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
For once, him getting up to get me a sandwich!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
In the rain
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Massage
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.
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