So I'm a short, fat lil thing who loves great sex but I'm picky. I don't fuck anyone who drops me a line. I do want someone I can carry on a conversation with.

I do not want a married man or a man whom is attached in anyway shape or form. I don't know how clearer I can be unless ur wife is playing too I also don't want someone who wants to call me at ten pm so that we can fuck in the dark beneath the covers. I also don't want a man with a dick the size of texas that will knock out my cervix. Yes I love a well endowed man but ur telling me what u have will not get u into my panties. I also am not looking to teach anyone how to fuck. If you can't fuck me without me giving you a step by step instruction then ur not for me.

If any of these apply to you then don't get mad - just go away.

If you can pass these requirements then send me an email and we'll go from there. If you send me a phone number and I call you don't think I'm gonna drive to walmart - meet you and decide to go jump ur bones - you've gotta entice me. I know I'm greedy but I'm worth it.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
too many to list

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.