I am a witty, fun, intelligent, open-minded, experienced, not-so-desperate housewife. No one thinks I look 45.

But remember, the brain is the largest sex organ. So if you can't carry on conversation for more than 5 minutes about anything other than Sportscenter or how much you love breasts please just move along.

My Ideal Person: People who are intelligent, witty, articulate, confident, charming, playful, sensual, passionate and erotic. A sense of humor is also required. My funny bone is definitely an erogenous zone. And don't let the name fool you. I defnitely appreciate the experience and knowledge of men close to my age.

NO, never, nay, nada, no way, none, zilch, zero, zip - smokers, criminals, idiots, druggies, emos, whiners, liars, abusers, or anyone unclean or with little/no respect for women, their bodies and their wants, needs and desires.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane, A remote wilderness spot, An elevator, baseball field, golf course

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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