Ya know darlin’…… I’ma so old, that my profile on Adult FriendFinder is so far down in tha list, by the time ya evva found this ol’ geezer, heck, I’z will probably be dead and buried six or 7 feet under. Thatz wy I’ma trying to cumma to you. I’m ah trying to find me a cute, younga chickaroo fer this old geezer.

I needs ah young chicky to show me some things, ya know? I’ma still YOUNG in me heart. I meanzzzzzzzz, age is but a number. Right??? Maybez I still have what it takes to ah keep ups with ya. I dink I DO….

I’mma lookin fer a wholesome, passionate, DARING, caring, DARING, loving, intimate, DARING, beautiful, yunger than me chickie.

Me friend (much older than ME) found out I was ah, on dis Adult site, looking fer myself a tender chick, and shes tells me I’z need to take precaution, becauz ya can never tell about thoze yung’uns…… Shez sayz I need protection.

Welz girls, I took the old lady’s advice. NOT TO WORRY. I’z went to me local Acadamy storz and bougt me’s protection. I nowz have the pruddiest, shinniest RUBBERS dis side of the Rio Grande.

I be protected from all elements, NOW. I lookie out fer ya and me. So, you notah worry about nothing. Okie Dokie??? Everyting under control.

I wait now, fer you to come to me and show me the way to everyting. Maybe I have surprise or two for YOU. Ya never know about dis old man. I dink I have many triks down my ( ooops ) , in my ….. well, you know wherez. I’z keep you gessing!!

I make surpriz for YOU when we together. I go now. You mail me. Yes!

Come to me my young chickarooooooooooooooo. We make smiles, together!!

My Ideal Person: Let me begin by saying the following:
PLEASE NO married women, women who have just broken up with their significant other whom they’ve been with for the past 10 years, NO TS’s, NO TG’s, NO TV’s, NO XYZ’s, and NO woman who direct me to some OTHER adult, web-paying site to e-mail them there or view their pics. I will NOT go there. If you are one of the above, do yourself a favor and just delete me from you computer. I will NOT respond to you! Enough said about THAT.

IF, on the other hand, YOU are a sincere, honest and genuine woman looking for a friend, someone to chat with, someone to hang out with, someone to tell your troubles to, someone to hold, and love, and love, and BE loved again, and again and again…

Then – then continue on…

“BEAUTIFUL WOMAN”

Diamonds and pearls, satin and lace
A “Beautiful Woman” with so much grace
Sparkling eyes: shinning like stars
A “Beautiful Woman” – that’s what you are

Sensuous lips: sweeter than honey
Oh “Beautiful Woman” – you are so lovely

Such a “Beautiful Woman”: oh how lucky I am
Having you beside me – I’m a fortunate man
“Beautiful Woman”: heart of my heart
My love for you…… shall never part

The first verse & first chorus to one of my more popular songs.

I share the above with you, sight unseen, personality unseen, honesty unknown: for I give everyone the benefit of the doubt UNTIL they prove me wrong. Only time will tell……

If what you have read is just a little bit, a part of YOU… if you would like to hear the music and hear it sung with the rest of my lyrics, then, as Elvis so eloquently put it; Don’t be Cruel … be true, be honest!

My name is Robert Allen Green, and this is just one of my songs! Are YOU the one I’m destined to meet?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, Rod Steward, Brian Adams,
Billy Joel, Neil Diamond, Elton John, on &

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
WoW!! Haven't fantasized in 5 years. Guess it's
time for me to fantasize, now, if I must.
Maybe going out to a club, going inside seperately, and
pretending NOT to know each other, then striking up a conversation...
then leaving together ( while everyone there looking at
us ), go home, tease each other beyond the norm., put on a
hot x-rated movie to arouse each other even more, then make
mad, passionat love for 2 or 3 hours. Hmmmmmm. Am I dreaming?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Massage, Guess I could be talked into a few other interesting things.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No! Not into fantasizing about celebs.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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