Sexercise friends needed for getting in shape for spring. Can you think of a better way to get in shape?
We are two happy souls living in our fish bowl and smiling year after year. We find that a little sexual adventure helps keep those smiles on our faces, even if they are shit eatin' grins. We are open to many things although each of us have our own interests.

We are happy that our profile picture(s) have piqued your interest enough to check out our profile. To start, we'd like to put a few very important pieces of information about us on the table:

1) She is a plus sized woman so, if that's not your thing, we've just saved you having to read further.

2) We cannot host since we live with our kid.

3) We are not available to play on weeknights due to early morning schedules.

4) We do not pay for hotel rooms, that includes splitting the cost of one.

If these items are not obstacles to you then please proceed to the "My Ideal Person" portion of this profile.

My Ideal Person: We are looking for friends, people who can be open but not demanding or pushy.

As a couple we would very much like to find a gentleman (25-55) who can host. Someone that would enjoy developing a friendship for some regular playtime and sexual exploration. You should have a good sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself as well as us, cuz we're pretty damn funny...looking.

She does enjoy some playtime on her own, but that has to be a special guy to snatch (pun intended) that time.

If you are a couple looking to add another male for some 3-some, or more-some, fun, he's a great choice and loves to please.

If you are a woman wishing to explore your fantasies of being dominated, he is experienced in helping you making this fantasy a reality.

We thank you for taking the time to read through our entire profile and hope to hear from you if you like what you've read. If not, we wish you happy hunting and best of luck finding someone to to have some sexual adventures with.