First of all If you only want NSA, Casual, couples etc then I'm not for you as thats not me as I am looking for LTR with the right person even though I dont want to live with anyone and I am not on here for endless online messaging & chatting as I don't have time for that, I like to meet ASAP so surely there are some nice guys who are 59 to 68 who dont live to far from Red Beach and not into spray and walk away lol so if thats you then message me but unless you are looking for a LTR the same please don't message just for chats thanks. Right now me, Sort of attractive young looking and in good shape for my age, 5'4" without boots or 5'8" with heels. Long brown hair, medium build, not thin like dental floss. From the UK been in NZ for 25yrs. Modern dresser boots etc NS,GSOH,SD,happy confident person, kind caring nature, bit shy, soft spoken, very loving and affectionate with the right person, bit arrogant, very flirtatious but harmless fun, no real baggage. Good job, Own home, cars cats, enjoy the simple things in life, sitting on the beach eating fish & chips watching the sun go down, dining in or out, movies, beach walks, Love dancing , and Salsa dancing, love music and downloading, Texas Holden Poker and last but not least sunbathing. I am a drop dead gorgeous, loving affectionate Gemini, Slim tall with legs as long as a ladder, long light brown hair, firm b*m & t*ts, nice teeth, eyes, nose, & smile, young looking, have a good job, car, own my own home, I am a really good cook and home maker. I will do all the washing, ironing, cleaning, & look after your so yes you can move in & get your feet under the table, take the remote & watch sport all day long while I make you endless cups of tea or coffee, sandwiches, & bring your beers when your mates come round to watch the big match & you won't have to contribute a cent & I won't make you sign a pre-nup. I am really really good in bed & I can do it every which way but on top of the wardrobe & I can go at it all night long every night of the week & my v*gia will never ever dry up. lol yea right I wished!! HA HA WELL MAYBE NOT, YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING AH, BECAUSE FOR GOD SAKE SHE DOESN'T EXIST !! Yes I can see you all with a smile on your face right ha ha sorry guys don't mean to tease just my UK sense of humor it's a send up just had to do it. So sorry I'm not a 24/7 F*ck First I am not a platinum card digger have one of my own thanks,& while I will listen & be supportive I don't do AGONY AUNT for ever, lol so if you want to do the scathing of your ex in one go fine. I mean so you have split up it hurts it's stressful you hate the B*tch what ever it's common place, deal with it get a life &nmove on if you can, & let go of the hurt if you are still good friends then that's great. If you are a widower don't say you are ready to move on if you are not, & no binge drinkers please. Like my own space, so far from rushing into a serious relationship unless it's right as I don't need a man in my life to make me happy as I am happy if any of you can understand that comment, don't get me wrong I love the company of men. Ultimately I am looking to find a great partner to share great times with for exclusive LTR at the weekends l do not want to live with anyone at this moment in time but you can never say never l do like PDA.s, romance, passion, intimate moments, spooning etc being pursued by the right person who will make me feel special. I don't like being messed about or players I am not into really young men so please leave me alone as I won't reply but I do want a man a bit younger than me, equally I am not into ballroom dancing or RSA's no disrespect for either but just not that sort of woman. I'm looking for Mr Rock my world, a lover, best friend, someone to dance with, cook with, laugh with, cry with, sensual, caring, honest, loving, someone I will miss when I am not with them & makes my heart beat faster someone who respects women & is not looking for s*x on the first meeting!! I mean call me old fashion which i'm not but hey excuse me what ever happened to getting to know someone!!. It's not about looks & despite all the glamour I am a home loving woman. I am not high maintenance, so if you want to know anything else just ask me.:)

My Ideal Person Single female, seeking male companionship, European, NS, Clean shaven 59- 68 years old. I am a good girl who loves to play. I love long walks on the beach or in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping , fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out your hand. I will be at the front door when you get home from work ....wearing only what nature gave me email me now I will be waiting. Ha ha ha YEA RIGHT!! in your dreams boys.

So let's get real here what am I looking for attraction is a mystery hard ah, so do we really know, I suppose I am looking for a high calibre guy 5'9" plus tall, clean shaven no mos or beards, stubble ok, NS and that's a must, SD but no heavy drinkers please, DTE,GSOH who's finished road testing the competition on dating sites with what he believes is his 9" lol and being a player and is ready to settle down with a loving & affectionate woman who's looking for someone who presses all the right buttons is easy on the eye, but don't tell me you look like George Clooney when you don't, looks aren't that important to me, as chemistry rules. Did ask what shelf the X factor was on in New World once but the guy just laughed not sure what he thought was so funny then he told me to go look in the deodorant section errr durr p'ff excuse me lol.

Modern smart casual dresser is important, Yea so make a bl**dy effort, nice smells, but not truck loads guys, who has little baggage. Yea Yea I know I hear you say she doesn't want much does she!! lol I don't mind children if they are older as been there done that and you must like cats.

None of the above is set in stone!! except the clean shaven & NS, as we never really end up with what we think we are looking for anyway!! & as I said chemistry rules. So don't worry I am realistic not looking for Mr perfect as he doesn't exist & I'm far from it myself.

So genuine guys only please no bull sh*tters if you are in a relationship, or looking for a bit on the side or just want to talk rubbish & tell me you are ho rn y as forget it, as all us women know your ho rn y as all the time lol or send me endless messages then you fall off the planet never to be heard from because that is just wasting my time. I mean I am pretty relaxed and have a great SOH but sorry I just don't get it & gee, you reckon woman are complicated lol if you have met someone say so I will be pleased for you, or don't want to be on here anymore or you decided I'm not what you are looking for just say so, if you want two-some three-some whatever then bog off & chat to someone else don't contact me okay.

Oh & please please don't ask me what a woman like me is doing single. The fact is I enjoy being single I have a great life & I am happy to wait for the right guy. Doesn't mean I don't have any companions right!!

I am genuinely available for friendship, companionship & see what happens. I am not into casual one night stands so if you are expecting to come back to my place for a coffee after our first date forget it, I am very protective of my lifestyle, I am looking for depth, and I am prepared to wait however long it takes for the right man to enter my world as I know he is out there. Someone who respects woman and is not looking for s*x on the first meeting!! Someone who knows how to treat a real woman.

So if you are 59 to 68 well kept for your age, live local (not Wellington Christchurch, or other side of Auckland or another country or (age 20tees to 30tees as I am not interested so don't bother as I won't message back and I wouldn't want to wake up next to you & think sh*t have I just given birth ha ha) & you do want to meet not endless chatting on here, or just texting as I don't have time for that, then let's meet for coffee asap so message me now I'm waiting Yes I am blunt & upfront but don't be scared it's all good as I'm just a pussycat really.

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