Seriously...read our entire profile before contacting us.

The superficial is less important than the parts that make up who you are. It's not what's between your legs but what's between your ears that make someone sexy. It's not whether you wear designer clothes, but that you are comfortable in them. The car you drive is less important than the fact that you are happy with the metaphorical road you are on.

We are open to everything from long-term Poly relationships to a more casual FWB scenario. That being said, everything starts with friendship. We aren't looking for the stereotypical first meeting, a couple of drinks and an expectation of immediate sex. We get that, for some, that is part of the thrill, but it’s not what honks our horn. If we wanted that, there we know where the clubs are in the Dallas area where we can go.

What we are looking for is quality over quantity. Why would we want to share something as powerful and intimate as our sexuality if that person isn’t interested in sharing a bottle of wine and a conversation with us? Why should we invite you into the security and comfort of our home if you can’t keep your pants on long enough for a meal? Why should we bare ourselves physically to you when we feel we can’t bare our inner selves for fear it will be labeled as “Drama?”

Some may classify this as "games," or see us as “not laid back” enough…and if that is the case then we’re not for you.

We are both here as a couple and as individuals. We can be a package deal or not. Everything depends on chemistry and desire. Know, however, that an email sent to us without specifying whether it is sent to the male half or the female half exclusively has to be considered communication with us as a couple…and will be responded to as such. If you do send a note to the male or female half, then the person it was intended for will reply if they so desire. Yes…we do tell each other everything. This is also true if you see us on IM here on the site. Don’t assume that you are talking to one party or another. We’ve had a guy get pissed when he messaged us there with the initial enlightened comment of “Do u like to be fisted?” and the male of the couple replied, “Not really…my cock kinda gets in the way.” When you’re flying a plane and you are coming in for a landing, if you come in to high you can always pull up and come around again for another try. If you come in too low then you’re probably going to auger in and end up a flaming ball of wreckage. In other words, take the high path or we’ll relegate you to the flaming wreckage pile.

Yes, we have more pictures. No, you can't see them if you aren't willing to let us see who you are.

Yes, we have a vein of kink in our relationship, but that isn’t something that we expect to be translatable to anyone that we do meet. It’s not as strict as a 24/7 Master and Slave scenario, and not as casual as a Top/Bottom thing. If it works with someone we meet, fantastic. If not that’s fine, too.

He is a smoker, but is very considerate of anyone who isn't...to the point where I don't even smoke when I am on the way to see or while I'm with friends or anyone who is not a smoker.

Some of our pet peeves (since they didn't ask):
- People who eat with their mouth open
- "Leet" speak/IM Talk/people who think that "how r u?" is actual English.
- Anyone who isn't willing to read a profile because it's "Too long."

We have Standard Contacts...so please feel free to say hello whether you have a paid membership or not.

And please check out our blog here on Adult FriendFinder. Yes…there will be a quiz.

Finally, for anyone who asks "What are you looking for?" This will tell us that you didn't read this profile and we'll cut ties right then and there. A failure to read what we have laid out here shows a lack of effort and respect on your part...which we will automatically assume translates into a lack of effort and respect in other places where we would have been concerned...and we who would want to bring that into their relationship?

My Ideal Person: Hygienically clean and respectful are the main criteria we seek. Strongly prefer people who trim or shave...no matter what your gender. A friendship is mandatory, and a non-pushy attitude is a must.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
We are out at a club, and she is used by anyone that wants her
in any way they choose. She is left covered in cum.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
We both prefer reality.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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