Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.


I will date anyone who is disease free and an honest person, a non smoker, and has no or little interest in drinking/clubbing. MUST BE DRUG FREE.

Many things I like to do are not very expensive.
I am listed many places but those profiles were copied without my permission and are not approved by me. I am only on large pennies sup port groop, adul fren findr and non sexual social networking places.
My profile and pictures have been put on many sites which I did not authorize and are owned by a f f . If I delete those profiles this one will be deleted also.
Anyone can contact me on my blog even if you are a standard member.
The best way to communicate with me is through my blog GREENmyPINK or gifting a membership to me. I would like to have a membership gifted to me.
P.s. visit my blog GREENmyPINK
You can still find me by searching my username but it seems like no one knows how around here. Insert my username in a search engine and you can connect to my blog and to me personally.
I don't like to type and too much texting is bad for my thumbs and wrists. I also think just texting is rude and immature. I understand that texting can be the best way to communicate for some ppl but I don't always have time for it.
Is there ANYone with a brain left on Adult FriendFinder?
PLEASE search my username- that is a clue! lol
I prefer for you to contact me on my chat so you will find it if you search my username. I cannot send out emails all day-sorry.
Try to see if GREENmyPINK is a popular name, why don't you?
You will be amazed how quickly we can talk and meet.
Please bring your military ID to our first meeting so I can see if you are who you say you are and currently enlisted.
I DO NOT MEET STRANGERS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I AM NOT "DISCREET". I WILL TELL A FRIEND WHO I AM MEETING AND CHECK IN WITH THEM FOR SAFETY. I HAVE ALWAYS DATED THAT WAY, EVEN BEFORE I EVER DATED FROM THE INTERNET.IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND PROVE THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE THEN skip me!!!
You can ask me for any documents that you want as well AND OF COURSE, I ALWAYS HAVE A RECENT LAB REPORT TO PROVE THAT I AM CLEAN.
I am not really looking for sex but I knoiw men always want sex and are not really that picky.lol
I just want friends and to blog.
If we have already exchanged personal info then DO NOT expect me to waste my replies emailing you, idiot!-(that was from when I was a standard member)
Call or text -or maybe you can't because you aren't really even single in the first place or you are inept and not even a man-addicted to the internet and "chatting". If you message me INCLUDE pertinent and usable information so that we can actually meet.
Hello??? Does anyone understand?? Hellooooo!!!
I cannot copy and paste emails. I have to many and its a hassle. You should figure out how to email me.
I am easy to find and reach. You should message me on my blog GREENmyPINK , in chat and by looking up my username.
When I have an orgasm I scream TWEET, TWEET, TWEET!!!!!
Why you wanna fly blackbird you ain't ever gonna fly
No place big enough for holding all the tears you're gonna cry
Cos your mama's name was lonely and your daddy's name was pain
And they call you little sorrow cos you'll never love again
So why you wanna fly blackbird you ain't ever gonna fly
You ain't got no one to hold you you ain't got no one to care
If you'd only understand dear nobody wants you anywhere
So why you wanna fly blackbird you ain't ever gonna fly

I think most men are liars and if I said that I wanted more than sex or what I really wanted from a man or relationship it will only attract liars who will say anything to sleep with me.
I really just want friends to go to movies with or hang out but I know most men are lying jerks who will pretend to want to hang out then have the nerve to think they can pressure me for sex and that will make me very angry and it's not worth meeting in the first place.
Most men from this site will email, text or call asking mostly for for pictures . Go buy a fucking magazine.
I would like to avoid judgment from men. I do not like nosy men why pry just for curiosity.I do not want to be interviewed or interrogated .
I have seen that when a man is considering me for more than NSA he may start to try to pick me apart.
Finding ways to be critical.
They suddenly need to search for every excuse or reason they can to "disqualify" me from being "the one".
They will use my religion, any sort of thing.
My values are a way that they might like to pick me apart.
I am a Libertarian and a Pagan/Pantheist and pray to Catholic saints as well as Christian Prayer because they work for me and to help others.
Many people in this area do not respect Healing Arts as a business.
They are looking for some kind of corporate sounding title.
Even though I can and have rid them of old injuries and can instantly rid them of pain they don't respect my field. I had my job listed as " Healer/ Spiritualist" but too many people made infuriating remarks that made me want to turn my profile off.My actual title is Holistic Practitioner. If you never heard of it look it up yourself. I am not going to explain myself constantly.
If you want to ask me about my profession you can go to my blog.
I am a Master herbalist, certified in Maternal and Infant nutrition, Nutrition, Aromatherapy, and many other modalities in healing and spirituality.
I was really pissed off at references to my field by some men from Adult FriendFinder trying to twist it around to something sexual.

I own very expensive equipment that NASA, NFL, and finally even the military is using. Other clinicians use this equipment and charge huge amounts of money but they don't use it to it's potential to get an injury healed quickly because they are so greedy or ignorant.
I actually resent that some men think I want to have a one night stand with just anyone in the military. They think I have an open invitation to just hook up as long as they can travel to me. I just go without sex. I almost never have sex because I don't really want NSA.
There is really no point in contacting me unless you put IN THE SUBJECT LINE if you are AD MILITARY or a BLOOD DONOR.
I will delete it if it says , "Hey".
I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE MILITARY-
WHY MILITARY????Because they have training in how diseases are spread and understand why testing is needed.Have easy access to testing along with regular testing especially before deployment. Don't usually hassle me or give me drama of any kind. Are mature and intelligent (So far so good). Non drug users, tested for drug use.
I live in Baltimore city, MD and I only want to meet people nearby for dating or hanging out.

There is no point in chatting . If you want to get to know me you will have to meet me AS IN TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE!!!!!

Texting is something I do when I already know someone
Even if my man started texting all the time I would know he was out of pocket ( cheating/ not interested). I still have crappy phone so texting is BS.

Most men here want to chat and want me to keep them entertained while they are at work or sitting on the the computer wasting my valuable time. I do not want to talk to guys to ad to their cyber fantasies and masturbating to my pics.
I don't mind that men would masturbate to my pics but please do not act like we will actually be together and then just masturbate to my pics using my voice as supplement to your cyber sex fantasies. Some men are to far away and too busy to actually meet.
I am not here to provide sexual gratification via long distance for free.
If I was willing to cyber sex cam or something like that I would want to be compensated somehow.
I do not worship military men.
They do things so the rest of us don't have to.
-Or are not drafted to do so.
I do not support war at all.
I am very sensitive and greatly ashamed of my government and its policies.

I appreciate that soldiers and Marines do understand about the importance of safety and of how diseases are spread.
I feel safer dating military men because they don't want any drama in their lives. They don't try to make problems for me and lie less to me.

I used to avoid military men.
I could not deal with what was happening in the world and avoided any man that would show a pic with his gun.
I was disgusted. Don't be so proud of bringing death to others. Those guns are for harming people.
I got to know military men through my healing arts business and saw that men join in good faith believing in their country or just want an opportunity for an education.
I live in extreme poverty but I would not trade my struggles and take a life or harm someone for money or an education.
When you are in a healing session you cannot judge anyone.When they confide that they have been shot you only try to forgive them and heal them.
( I cry as I write this)
I am a very sensitive person but usually in my profile I try to pretend I am jaded and want or am willing to accept NSA. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP-dumbfux!!!

really want love , a relationship with one person and children but I feel worried when a man tries to tell me he wants those things with me. I know he will waste months or years of my life and it won't really happen. I think men fantasies about love , relationships , and children but can't really deliver because they are too selfish, fearful , and weak.
I can only be with AD military or a blood donor-period! You also need PROOF of std testing- NO EXCEPTIONS.Not because I will screw every or any guy but because men DO become interested in me when they meet me. It's a compliment or just instincts and genetics BUT men do make passes at me ,generally .and I will NEVER consider any man for intimacy UNLESS I feel certain that he is disease and DRUG free. What I mean is that men do usually want to be intimate with me I guess because they like my boobs or something.LOL
I really do check your military ID to see if it is you and if it is current. I always check.
I like to be cautious.
I don't go off with ANY man who is new in my life without letting my friends know where I am going and who with. My friends WILL come looking for me if I disappear or do not check in to let them know everything is alright.
IF YOU HAVE WRITTEN TO ME AND NOT HEARD BACK FROM ME , PLEASE CHECK YOUR FILTERED MESSAGES.
I AM HAVING A LOT OF MISCOMMUNICATION ON Adult FriendFinder.

I think I will stay with my own wealthy and fascist country-Good ole USA!!!
I was considering moving to another country but many, many of my friends had vehemently tried to talk me out of it.
They did succeed but I had already done my own research and decided against it to the great relief of every person who knows me.
I know it is very bold to think that someone would gift me a membership but it has been done before and when I tried to thank him his profile was turned off!-strange ,lol.

I am highly skilled in matters of healing, dance,cooking , sex, humor and silliness.


I DON'T want to know how good you are at eating pussy and I don't care for it at all.
I care if you can use your cock.
It should be long and thick. UPDATE- I'm not interested in cocks, unfortunately they are attached to stupid assholes most of the time. ( LMA
Sex is more friendship than prowess. I CARE IF YOU ARE A GENTLEMEN. CAN PICK ME UP LIKE A NORMAL DATE.
I have had my feelings hurt by one man from South Africa- but I learned a very valuable lesson about the internet and men's fantasies.
I really loved him but I wouldn't admit it, then I got my heart broken. Then I was very hateful to him. I was so angry that he was a cyber cheater. Or had multiple fantasy gf's. Cyber cheating and prowling is still cheating.

Men often ask me why I would talk to them.
Of course I want to talk to people who have given me consistent attention, friendship, and most of all are intelligent.

I WILL NEVER BECOME PHYSICALLY INTIMATE WITH ANY PERSON WHO IS NOT A BLOOD DONOR OR MILITARY-ad.
PROOF OF STD TESTING IS ALSO REQUIRED FOR MY INSPECTION.
I PROVIDE THE SAME.

I absolutely never engage in sex without proof of disease free status even if you demanded that we use a condom.
I DO NOT EXCEPT ANTIBODY TESTING FOR BLOOD DISEASES OR SYPHILIS-PCR AND RNA/DNA TESTING FOR THE ACTUAL ORGANISMS ONLY.

I will delete emails that do not contain when you last donated blood and had an std exam.

I don't have a military or uniform fetish. I DO NOT WISH TO GAIN ANYTHING FROM MILITARY PERSONAL. I only want to meet ppl who are drug free and disease free and want to stay that way.

If you like me then reply to my Adult FriendFinder blog so we can talk in private for free.
WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

Always attach a copy of your profile when you contact me since I am a standard member.

PLEASE NOTE:

If there is a time that you are anxious about me or have doubts about me PLEASE JUST DELETE MY NUMBER and messages.
Don't start questioning me or telling me about all the weird shit in your head. I don't have room for it-sorry. I have enough on my plate. Take your worries to a FRIEND or therapist or a HOT LINE.
I am not here to listen to neurotic crap/paranoia, or people who have to over think everything.
I am only looking for the best orgasms I can have.
THAT'S ALL!!
I will never much care for the opinion of a man unless it concerns his taste in lingerie or if my teeth are scraping his cock.
I don't want to be in your head at all.

Let's keep it fun and simple.ll you need to know is that I am disease free and am very careful about who I share my body with.
IT IS MOST LIKELY WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE NY COMMON INTERESTES!!!

You must be SINGLE, UNATTACHED, NOT FREAKIN' MARRIED!!
I am not here for cheaters , liars, and "discreet" hook ups.

I WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH ANOTHER CIVILIAN AS LONG AS I LIVE.
FROM NOW ON I WILL ONLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO IS GOVERNMENT PROPERTY.Update- No ones getting any pussy ! LMAO
I like a man who is very well endowed.
I am 5'9" tall and weigh 175 lbs.
I have long light ,blonde hair.

JUST TO MAKE SURE never bite or pinch any part of my body EVER!!! Hopefully, I will not need to slap another person. How many more idiots like that could there be?

No, I do not want to chat ( No IM's). NO FUCKING TEXTING EITHER.
Guys ask me out and then want my numnber only to try to text.
Go to hell texters. I am not attached to a cell phone.

I adore children of all ages. I love animals, especially dogs. I like concerts.I love dancing. I love Middle Eastern music, Lebanese music, Tejano music, karaoke,Death Metal, Cultural Arts, Rock from 60's 70' 80's - current, U2,old cindy lauper,billy idol, Grunge , so many more as well as pop music.Omg, of course I love R&B and hip hop , , and all black music old,really old, and new.RIP MJ. I really love DIO, King Diamond-Merciful Fate, Kings X, Judas Priest,Pantera, RIP love forever Dimebag Darrel.
I like Rock, Metal, and Middle Eastern and booty music the best.
Death or Black metal bands from Sweden and Norway really make me cream myself. I like Austrian bands too. Sepultura, Suicidal Tendencies.

You will probably always go with your buddies to places.
Sometimes I wish men took me to concerts or to movies but a f f is just a smut site ( for guys who are too cheapo t0 get a who cars ) now except for the blogs.
I AM NOT here to hook up with random guys from the net.
I came across a guy who was the best ever ( A SMOKER and a Marine).
You cant possibly fuck me as good as my ex;'s and I think "ew!" every time guys go on and on about eating pussy.
I would be a lesbian if I got off that way.

I didn't want to date much because of my personal struggles.
I don't want to be questioned and I want to see if I want to let someone in a little at a time as I get more comfortable with them.


My Ideal Person: I like a cock that is 7" long and girth of 6".
Include in your response If you are ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY, where you are stationed and how long you might expect to be in the area. Please tell me what days and times you are to meet. Messages that do not contain this information will be deleted. I NEVER MAKE AN EXCEPTION TO MY RULES ABOUT MY CHOICE IN dating.
I WOULD NEVER RELY ON A CONDOM SOLELY FOR PROTECTION PURPOSES. There is no " use protection until..." No proof/no sex no proof /no date PLEASE DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE ATTACHED OR MARRIED!! I delete all messages that say, "Hey" . Hay is for horses. "what's up"- THE PRICE OF GAS. Please give whether you are military or a blood donor in the subject line if you are really interested. I will only have sex with AD military or a blood donor with proof and a recent std test IN HAND. I prefer AD military. It is less risk and less drama for sure. EXCEPT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP. I never was. The profile was a joke as far as the sex.IT USED TO WORK FOR ME LIKE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY but that run is long over.
I previously avoided dating ( I kept it a sex and friends thing or just sex -BESIDES WHAT COULD A MAN OFFER EMOTIONALLY ANYWAY)because past is very painful.
I had to leave Florida because of bad weather. I don't like to be asked "what I am doing here in Maryland" ( I wonder, "what the fuck are YOU doing here)
Actually , I liked the sex and the shopping and that is why I stayed here when I evacuated here.
Men that made me laugh.- who have all moved away or travel so much for their jobs I rarely see them now. I could have gone with them but I was injured and had to go to therapy all the time or I was in too much pain. Now I'm better and it's too late. I am not trying to get pity.lol. Life just happens. It is what it is.
The people up here are so different from the South.
I think I really miss Texas, NOLA, Florida.

I had many deaths close to me from weather problems and worked in search and rescue. I don't want to talk about my family or and sometimes I can talk about teaching. I try avoid painful subjects.
I guess we can talk about where I went to school and where I have traveled.That is a subject that is not triggering for me or causes me to be flooded with painful memories.
I just need to keep it light.
I don't want to be interviewed or scrutinized about anything.
I don't need to give out my whole life story for a date that is not even going to lead to anything.
Maybe we can hang out if you are lonely or bored.
I think all men from this site contact me because they like bog boobs. I should take my pictures down.

I pretended to want strictly sex because I wanted to shield myself from painful subjects.

I evacuated here in 2005 because of Hurricane Wilma followed by even more hurricanes and I couldn't go back to Florida to stay. It was too dangerous and my pets needed a stable and safe environment instead of going through the stress of evacuations.
I was once a teacher and went to funerals of my students due to floods, hurricanes, tornadoes and my life was full of sorrow.

I USED TO date military because they know the horrors of losing people and dealing with the unthinkable.
They have dark secrets and have learned to be in the moment which is what I usually do but sometimes I need time alone to grieve.
I have learned to accept that I cannot go back and undo anything.
I can only move on one day at a time.
I have been struggling to overcome health issues from several injuries.
I have been a bit accident prone but that has finally been overcome-somewhat-lol.
I beat some very serious health problems one by one that I had since childhood. I am strong and healthy.

I am a survivor of an extremely dysfunctional family.
The horrors I survived cannot be described on this website. Adult FriendFinder has changed their rules so that I cannot say what the behavior was that I witnessed and endured growing up. The type of things people go to prison for.
I was scheduled to go to the sheriff's department to tell everything I knew and the perpetrator committed suicide.
This has caused me to be estranged from my family.
I am considered a traitor to the family.
I was a runaway and saw things that I am still coming to terms with.
It hurts to have been a witness to what happened to the other kids out there.

I was able to withstand starvation as a runaway anyway and I never slept to defend myself. I was in fights a lot to keep from being touched. Other kids gave in to being exploited to survive because they were so hungry and they got sick. It is very triggering for me to have to talk about std testing or donating blood. I have seen the horrors of kids getting infected so when it is brought up I get flooded with painful memories , specifically, like the time as a little girl I overheard the nurse in the clinic of a chill dren's home I was in . She was on the phone with Chill dren's services describing how another younger little girl had an std. I was so horrified I could hardly eat for 20 years.
Although I never got sick and could fight off attackers as a young person I had to live in fear of it. I was afraid of being infected.
As an adult I do a lot of research into sex and also into disease patterns.
I try to forgive myself for leaving a boy on a curb outside in the cold who was starving. He was a teen and no longer wanted by the Ped 'o files from the streets. I met him when he was eleven and I wished I could be his mom and take care of him, but I couldn't because I was only a child.
I try to remember that I was a child too and there was nothing I could do.
I blame myself for not sitting there with him and freezing but I was too anemic. I would not have lived.
You see, I left him alone, dying , cold , and hungry.
I pray for his soul and he is not forgotten. ( still cry myself to sleep sometimes). (DON'T WORRY THOUGH I WOULD NEVER CRY IN FRONT OF A MAN)
It was so unfair to see children trying to escape abu sieve homes only to be exploited in the streets. He didn't want to stay in the Chil dren's home because it too was abu sieve and unkind or caring.

I home schooled with a Christian family from a fanatical church and got my education through home schooling.
All I ever had to say was that my parents weren't Christians. No other explanation was needed.
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I don't like sarcastic men.
I do not find it amusing.

I like to wear lingerie and be intimate in front of mirrors and make movies and take pics. I guess that is my thing.
My "fetish" or pervy side. I LOVE TO TAKE PICS AND VIDEOS DURING SEX. UPDATE except we are never going to have sex!!!

I am a very good cook.

YOU SHOULD BE SINGLE, UNMARRIED, AND UNATTACHED!!!
IF I WAS GOING TO CONSIDER A CIVILIAN HE WOULD HAVE TO BE A RECENT BLOOD DONOR WITH PROOF AND HAVE A RECENT STD SCREENING LAB REPORT IN HAND!!!-OR DON'T EVEN BOTHER CONTACTING ME.

I hate condoms. ( I hardly ever had sex anyway. I did when i was in a real relationship)
I would rather just go without sex than use a condom.
I am very trustworthy, you would have to be also.
JUST FORGET ABOUT THE FOLLOWING-LMAO:
I love a man with a very large penis. Length of about least 7" and girth about 6".
If you respond, please tell me how tall you are and your cock size. Also if you are interested in having natural sex.
I CANNOT HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE WHO IS NOT ACTIVE MILITARY AND OR A BLOOD DONOR. I do not accept antibody testing. Blood donors( previously required for a civilian) and military get PCR testing.If you are not a blood donor please let me know when you last deployed or when you were last tested.

TOO BAD ALL YOU CAN DO IS TEXT, CHAT AND, ENAIL BECAUSE...I like to GIVE oral sex. I am very good at it. I will tolerate oral sex but I am not interested in receiving it. I like penetration. EXCEPT for you. You read all this for nothing.

FYI: I do not like the way untrimmed pubic hair feels on my vagina. They feel scratchy and uncomfortable, even painful. You don't have to shave it but that is nice when you do. Just please trim it some.
I enjoy holding and sucking a well endowed penis but when it comes to sex I like to start off easy.
It is alot easier for me to deep throat a hung cock than to fit it inside me.
You have to work it in nice and slow. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I CAN HANDLE MORE.

As far as civilian dating,I got tired of grilling people ( what am I? a short order cook?lol) and if I hadn't completely grilled them I might end up with a disease free pot head.
I couldn't believe it. I forgot to make sure to check.
It's too hard to have to question the person so I am staying with people who can't use for their jobs.

I think it should be legal and if it was I would still avoid drug( marijuana is NOT a vegetable) users because it is not attractive to me.
I could understand eating mushrooms at a special event or occasional dabbling in organic intoxicants-mushrooms,pot, maybe opium wine at some event in the woods, other herbs that are used for religious indoctrination for a real purpose as in peyote.

I disapprove of casual drug use and definitely disapprove of habitual use. (except for alcohol!!-I already know that alcohol is a drug and it is a legal drug that does not stay in the body for extended lengths of time.

For me the best high is helping someone else, playing with children and making them laugh. One of my nieces has been dancing most of her life and she can't even walk yet.
I enjoy doing things together and prefer a communal lifestyle rather than solitary.
I just want have fun and chill.

Thank you for reading my profile.

IF YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW THEN READ MY BLOG.
Stay safe and best wishes to all.
Enjoy texting and beating off all you wankers.
Thank you.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Making Home "Movies"

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Unsure/Prefer not to say

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