Yes this is long, and I have rules, but it is to save us all from wasting each other's time so please read it!

First and foremost, if I don't respond right away (or at all for that matter) don't take it personally. I do not have enough time in my day to sift through emails so if you are not local, have countless cock shots on your profile (and nothing else), or can’t be bothered to send face shots then you will automatically be deleted… no ifs, ands, or buts. Yes, I know I do not have face photos posted for the general public *this is because people have approached me in public, which I feel is EXTREMELY inappropriate* but I do have face photos that I can share when I feel the need.

I am looking to make new friends and acquaintances for fun both in and out of the bedroom. I do not enjoy games or drama, so please keep it out of my way.

A few key points about me:
~Never married, no kids (unless you count my three large dogs), and still deemed legally sane… at least until they get those papers signed.

~Squeaky clean (both drug and disease free) and tested regularly. I expect/require the same of partners.

~Sarcastic and a bit of a smart ass at times; I just love to get a rise out of people.

~Very laid back and open minded.

~A total perv!!

~Confident and secure with myself and my body. (I love my curves!)

~A jeans/t-shirt, no make-up kind of gal. I can and do occasionally dress up but comfort is my preference.

~Bisexual, but with limited female experiences. Let me state that I have no interest in bi-comfy(or as a friend called it: bi-selfish) ladies. If you are unsure of what that is, please feel free to ask!

~*~WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.This includes any photos or emails sent to you directly from myself. They are intended for your eyes only.~*~

My Ideal Person: I seek intelligence, eye contact, passion, creativity, self confidence (not cocky), honesty (sometimes flat out blunt), enthusiasm, whit, a strong sexual appetite, originality, attractiveness, stimulating conversations, musical appreciation, and the ability to put a smile on my face/make me laugh… just to name a few.

***A FEW GENERAL RULES/REQUIREMENTS***
~*~ Face photos. (see above) If you don't have them on your profile and decide to email me, please make sure to attach them. I will no longer respond if there are no face photos. (and no, I will not give out my personal email, phone number, etc so you can send one there)

~*~ Please make sure your photos are recent photos and of you. I don’t care what you looked like 10yrs ago… and if we have any plans to meet I would like to be able to recognize you.

~*~Please be healthy. I am no super model, but I am healthy and in decent physical shape so I expect the same. No offense, but I don't want to flip around fat rolls to find what I am looking for. (sorry, but I don't see any sense in beating around the bush)

~*~Public meetings without expectations are required. I do not hop into the sack with anyone and everyone I meet (I am extremely picky). I have no interest in adding notches to my bed post so if you are looking for a quick fuck, look elsewhere.

~*~ You must be D/D/D free. I don't play the guessing game. I am squeaky clean and expect the same.

~*~I do not mess around behind SOs backs so if you are married, dating, etc and they are unaware of your adventures, do not bother writing me.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Let's just say it involves a skirt and getting pressed
up against a wall

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really. But if I could have one celeb, it would be Amy
Lee.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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