canuhandleit404 43 / F
"I want it all!! If you like what you see, give me some KUDOS!"
Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
 
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canuhandleit404 43/F
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Introduction
UPDATE: I am now 41 and still have not had my fantasies fulfilled. Close, but not happened. I actually live in Southeast Kansas about an hour away from Tulsa. There is no one here to date, let alone play with! That is why I put down Tulsa...Is anyone really where they say they are from? Its no big deal to me where you are from....whats a little drive time and planning if a good time is to be had?!! Im worth it, are you??? I am only on here for 2 more weeks. I am not going to renew my subscription. At this point in time, I dont see the need to renew. I also have cupid settings that are set to where I only receive profiles with pictures. I feel that if I can show me and all my glory...including my face....so should everyone else. I get tired of reading "DISCRETION IS A MUST!!" ISNT IT ALWAYS? I MEAN WE ALL HAVE JOBS THAT DONT NEED TO KNOW OUR PERSONAL LIVES!!!With that being said, IM still saying "What have I done with my life"?! The answer to that question is not near enough!! I am open to new ideas and want to seek new and different sexual opportunities. I have always wanted to try to have a MFM and also a total swap with another couple who would enjoy being friends outside of the bedroom as well as in it. I definetly love a great dick, but am also finding that I want to experience being with another woman and a guy. As I said before, I AM READY, ARE YOU?!?!

My Ideal Person: I am looking for an honest, attractive, open-minded man who enjoys life to the fullest. Not afraid to be committed to me, but can also enjoy other people's company. Able to enjoy all that life has to offer. I want an extremely passionate man that can have sex at a moments notice!! Life is too short not to enjoy one another's precious, delicious bodies.
Physical attraction is a must, Im not afraid to admit it. And, anyone who says size doesn't matter, is lying!
Enough said on here, if you are interested, send me an email. I will get back to you...until then, have a great, sexy, passionate day!!********UPDATE********
IF YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT CONTACT ME! MEAN WHAT YOU SAY...SAY WHAT YOU MEAN!
IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUANTITY...I WANT AND NEED QUALITY!

PS: IF YOU ARE NOT SHAVED, OR VERY NICELY TRIMMED, IM NOT INTERESTED!! THERE IS NOTHING MORE GROSS THAN A HAIRY MAN OR A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE ZZ TOP!! SORRY IF THIS UPSETS YOU, BUT I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I LIKE!!!!

OH AND BY THE WAY, THE WHOLE "WANNA FUCK" THING DOES NOT WORK FOR ME!! I REPEAT IT DOES NOT WORK FOR ME, WHAT DOES IS IF YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE SOMETHING ON YOUR PROFILE AND ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS.... I WILL GET BACK TO ALL EDUCATED, LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUALS!!!!
Thank you for reading my profile!!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I really would like to have sex with 2 men at the same time.
I think that it would be an awesome feeling to be touched,
kissed, and having sex with 2 men...talk about orgasm...mmmm
better make that multiple ogasms. MY ULTIMATE FANTASY: To be a human banana split!! Ice Cream, Bananas, Chocolate,
Whip Cream, Nuts.... All to be eaten by SEVERAL PEOPLE!! NOW THAT IS A FANTASY!! ^:)^^:)^

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, An airplane, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
MATTHEW MCCAUGHNEY...Need I say more?!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 43 / female
  • Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
Looking For:  Men, Couples (man and woman) or Groups for 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship or Group sex (3 or more!)
Birthdate: September 10, 1968
(43 years old)
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 4 in / 162-165 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: registered nurse
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Maybe
Bra Size: 36 / 80 Above DD / E
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: