LadySatire 25 / F
"I love a good conversationalist."
Sacramento, California, United States
 
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Member Since: November 12, 2008

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LadySatire 25/F
Sacramento, California
Bored and on vacation!
Introduction
** Edit:

I am now looking for new friends (regular) and possibly a FWB... preferably a male. This FWB would need to be someone that I could see myself hanging out with (movies, bars, shopping, or whatever) as well as hooking up with. I am not looking for multiple partners, lol. And I am not looking for a bf! Just someone who is laid back and easy to hang out with and can enjoy/handle a fwb friendship.... I like someone who is HONEST AND STRAIGHT UP... No games please. I am looking for someone who is fairly good looking, a good sense of humor, SINGLE (sorry, no couples or gf/bf/wife), D/D free, LOVES to give oral, is more of a giver than a taker, isn't afraid to be the submissive one majority of the time, and last but not least, is fairly well hung (8+ inches, and thick).

If you think that this could be a possibility, feel free to send me an e-mail and please include a picture as well.

Please do not waste my time if you cannot meet one or more of my wants, as I do not want to waste your time either. Thanks! **

I'm a little bit of the following mixed together: a rebel, biker chick, angel, narcissist, lust, minx, geek, nerd, girly-girl, tom-boy, cowgirl, elitist , bitch, wild child, hard-headed, stubborn, loveable, whiskey girl, vulnerable, cold-hearted, passionate, fun, serious, over-protective, and all around good ole girl.

Take it or leave it, I really could care less.
[Yes, it is "I could care less." I care but not too much. However, I could care a little less than what I do.]

Don't mistake my name for ignorance, I do not think I am above most people. In fact, I would like to think that most of us are on the same 'page.'

I am here to find some good, interesting, witty, mind-blowing.... Chat. And chat only. I apologize for the inconvenience that this may cause some of you... I want this to be upfront and for you to know that I am not looking to hook up.

With that said, I would like to also say that I do not allow anyone-- whether it be an individual, group, or company, to use my profile information and/or pictures for any commercial, personal use, study or survey or anything of that nature, other than personal and discrete viewing pleasure. Please respect my wishes as I do not want an invasion of privacy. I enjoy the anonymous nature of this site, and prefer to keep my interactions as such.

Thank you for viewing my profile, and I wish you the best of luck.

My Ideal Person: See my edited introduction text on my profile.

I've found my ideal person. However I am social and enjoy making new friends. I really enjoy watching people on cam... especially a well-endowed male or a woman who is in tune with her sensuality.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to list.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'm a sucker for teacher/student role playing....
it's just so damn hot... that and a lolita style fantasy
is hot as well.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yeah, a couple of them catch my eye... they're just
all around gorgeous people.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 25 / female
  • Sacramento, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men or Women for Erotic Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship, 1-on-1 sex, Exhibitionism/Voyeurism or Other "Alternative" Activities
Birthdate: January 1, 1987
(25 years old)
Travels to: Honolulu, Hawaii
Hometown: Honolulu, Hawaii, United States
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Current college student
Occupation: CEO and Student
Race: Mixed
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Bra Size: 40 / 90 C
Speaks: English, Geekspeak
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Black
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: