Right... let's see... First off, I'm a BBW. Though I dislike the term... well, that's what I am. So if that doesn't appeal to you, sorry.

I'm intelligent, funny, honest, sarcastic, goofy, sweet as hell and highly sexual. I'm kind to small children, the elderly and animals. Hell, I don't even squash bugs... I take them outside and set them free. Except spiders. Spiders are fuckers. I'm a liberal, Obama-loving Democrat. I own cats, but I'm NOT a crazy cat lady. I'm lucky enough to actually LOVE my job. I have an amazing family. Yeah, I might even be described as a bit of a Pollyanna, but I'd rather be that than cynical and bitter.

I am submissive, but not A submissive. I'll let you take the lead... but I'm not even a little bit turned on by being slapped, called a slut or a whore or degraded in any way. Be a man, but not a monster.

My Ideal Person: Right now, I'm just looking for one night stands. Maybe more if we really click, but probably not. I just want to have sex, get dressed and leave. I don't host, so you'll have to. If you're married, be prepared to spring for a hotel room. If you live with a roommate... well, you're probably not the type of lover I'm looking for anyway.

Be over 35, maybe 30 if you're a white collar professional that is very mature. I'm don't like young men. Yes, you might have a 9 inch cock but you're still 22. No, thank you. I prefer men that are taller than me... I'm 5'8". And, please, SMELL GOOD!! Not stinky cologne, but soap... nice, clean soap. And shaved... I don't want hair in my teeth anymore than you do!

A poor grasp of the English language turns me off. Punctuation, grammar, spelling... yes, those are turn-ons. I don't respond to men who use "u" in place of "you". Or "r" instead of "are". That's juvenile. And annoying. If you can't be bothered to use proper English, I can't be bothered to suck your cock.

I'm not looking for a good old boy... if you're hobbies include hunting, fishing, Nascar, off-roading, polishing your truck or listening to country music, we're probably not compatible. I don't care to see a picture of your motorcycle or your truck. What you drive doesn't tell me a thing about how well you can fuck. Conservatives need not apply.

And, yes, I'm sorry, but I'm only sexually attracted to Caucasian men.

You can contact me if you're not in the Louisville area... but I'm just going to ignore you.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too numerous to mention, but the Fratellis are my current
favorite band.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sean Connery. Because, Christ, he's hot... everything
about him.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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