i sure am being called a bitch alot lately. Those who know me know it isn't so. I just had to stop some annoying redundancies. Sorry if I have been offensive, however, it has cut down on the shit . . .so . .

OK kids, so many of you are breaking the rules we need to reiterate a few. Keep reading for the full list. Please do not contact me if your in town for a night and your wife does not know what your up to. Do not contact me if your just in town for a night at all in fact. And, I am still getting pictures of you guys with fish. No, No. I am laughing at you.

I am looking for serious people only. I don't blow and this afternoon when I have never met you. Please stop asking. They rest of you . . . thank you for you attention and comments.

Once again, the boy is gone for good. And, I'm needing someone to tell me some thing new. I am very tired of the same old thing. Been in for the winter --- sorry have been negligent of my friends here-- very sorry. Say Hi.

I promise to check in more ofter and get summer started. Swinging is slow for me in the winter. Anyway. Am looking for more serious partners. No fluff, no little boys. Well, ya can still send me pics, please. I will talk to you if I'm in the mood for that kinda thing. Does still happen.

I'm a passionate, slightly twisted girl looking for the same (twisted-not necessarily girl).

I take care of myself and avoid drugs and other unhealthy acts - for the most part.

I work too hard and need to make time for some relaxation and recreation with the right people.

I'm rather selective and hate dishonesty. So please let me know who you are and what your looking for up front and I'll do the same.

OK, I know this is getting long, but a few things must be stated. DO NOT contact me if you never intend to send a face pic. I do not need 3 different angle shots of your dick. Under no circumstances do I need a pic of your tounge.

Do not contact me for a one night stand. If you are traveling through town and want me to come to your hotel, I am laughing at you. I am also laughing if you send me a pic of yourself with a big fish you caught.

If you present in my private IM without speaking to me here, do not expect a warm welcome.

If you are old and fat do not write to me, and most certainly, do not send me a pic of your old fat ass.

If your 24 and hot, thank you for the pics, I've enjoyed them.

My Ideal Person: I would like to meet couples or singles who are witty and fun, honest and interesting for occasional dates and friendship. Not interested in one-nighters - unless of course we all hate each other.

Must be willing to share photos and spend time getting to know each other. A sense of humor and intelligence are also required.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Slave/Master, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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