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Introduction
I have a photo, I just took it down for privacy reasons...let me know if you are interested and I may send you one! thanks~
I am a total country gal but love to have fun and try new things. I am not the kind of gal that has one night stands, kind of looking for something more substantial, even if it just friends and hanging out etc... I have 5 tattoos and 10 body piercings, I do alot of travelling so if I intrest you thus far....get at me!!
My Ideal Person: I hope you can get a good laugh out of this...That's why I put it here...
"Hello, Is this the Sheriff's Office"
"Yes, What can I do for you?"
"I'm callin' to report my neighbor Virgil Smith, He's hidin marijuana in his firewood...Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin it in there..."
"Thank You very much for the call sir"
The next day the sheriffs dept descends on Virgils house, they search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes they bust open every piece of wood but find no marjuana. They sneer at Virgi & leave.
Shortly the phone rings at Virgils house..."Hey Virgil, this is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for the winter?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday Buddy!!!"
RedNecks Know How To GET-R-Dun!!!
I am a total country gal but love to have fun and try new things. I am not the kind of gal that has one night stands, kind of looking for something more substantial, even if it just friends and hanging out etc... I have 5 tattoos and 10 body piercings, I do alot of travelling so if I intrest you thus far....get at me!!
My Ideal Person: I hope you can get a good laugh out of this...That's why I put it here...
"Hello, Is this the Sheriff's Office"
"Yes, What can I do for you?"
"I'm callin' to report my neighbor Virgil Smith, He's hidin marijuana in his firewood...Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin it in there..."
"Thank You very much for the call sir"
The next day the sheriffs dept descends on Virgils house, they search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes they bust open every piece of wood but find no marjuana. They sneer at Virgi & leave.
Shortly the phone rings at Virgils house..."Hey Virgil, this is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for the winter?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday Buddy!!!"
RedNecks Know How To GET-R-Dun!!!
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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| Looking For: Men, Couples (man and woman) or Couples (2 men) for 1-on-1 sex or Discreet Relationship |










