I am looking for discreet no strings attached fun but it must be fucking discreet as shit and no douchebags please. I really hate how everyone says they want discreet "NSA" fun, how lame. Cant you say something like i don't want my wife to find out im banging other chicks. Anyway everone is a douchebag.

My Ideal Person: I like a laid back guy and enjoy getting to know new people. I like people that love animals, enjoy the outdoors and have interesting stuff to talk about. I'm a bit of an intellectual, but you don't necessarily have to be. Not really into sports but I don't really care if you are, whatever.