Look... I'll be blunt here. I need to get laid. I haven't had sex in eight months and I'm getting twitchy. I'll also be blunt what I'm looking for/except and what I look like.
I am fat - I'm not one of those skinny girls who whines about their weight because they gained half an ounce; I am fat. Like it or leave it. I get acne. My tits sag. I have stretch marks. I also have pretty blue eyes, a wet pussy and wide open....arms.
Don't send me any nasty letters. If you don't like it, no one's making you stay. Go find someone else who is more your style. If you do like it, feel free to read on!
What I am looking for is simple, if not boring. I want to have a fuckbuddy or two. Right now I'd even settle for a one night thing..but if it's good, it'd be nice to know there's going to be more, you know?
Condoms at all times and because I am paranoid, no oral (giving or receiving). I know it sucks but it's how I feel.
Onions are an issue for me because I have a severe allergy to them so kissing is iffy and conditional. Again, if any of this is a problem for you, there is likely millions of girls without these irritating allergies.
And last but not least, my turn ons. I love hard sex but not deep because I am not very deep. My favorite position is doggy.

Okay. Balls in your court. If you wanna set up a meeting (we won't have sex the first meeting; it's to establish if there is attraction and chemistry) let me know what your schedule is.
I don't help men cheat, do drugs or anything like that. And unlike a lot of women, I have self esteem and won't stick around with anyone who treats me shitty.
Submit the subject line as "purple pinapples" so that I know you've read this.

God, I love sex. Don't you?

My Ideal Person: PS: remember - ALWAYS use condoms. They prevent pregnancy but more importantly, they prevent disease! Better safe than sorry, right? CONDOMS = YAY, NOT NAY!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Bsb, Evanescence, etc

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Going to one of those sex parties you hear so much about,
the one's that are kind of like a masquerade party.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ian Somerhalder. Oh, god...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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