Hi, so I'm mostly on here just to catch up with old friends in chat! Maybe make some new friends along the way....Once again, for those of you are are too horny from looking at the pretty pictures, I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING! Thanks...

AND IF YOU ARE MARRIED & LOOKING TO CHEAT, GO AWAY!!!

WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies,projects,profit or advertisement - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile, pictures, or web cams in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person: Once again, for those of you who are probably only looking at the pretty pictures, I'M NOT LOOKING to hook up with anyone! I am open to making new friends and feel free to add me if you enjoy watching "Swallows TV"

POTENTIAL NEW FRIENDS SHOULD POSSESS THE FOLLOWING:
Anyone with a frontal lobe that functions by atleast 4% or more....Understand, this is a minimum! Lack of a C7 and a developing 3rd strand of DNA a PLUS! 10 points if you understand my headline!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
the Millenium Falcon

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Massage, Jedi Mind Tricks, Tantric Yoga

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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