Been here a few years.. Met some great people. Had some fun. Who am I? Just someone who would like to go out and meet some people. Finding someone to date would be nice. I'm kinda a go-with-the flow person.. but I do have some standards.

First of all.. I am not stupid. I know this is a sex site. BUT not insta fuck. If you want that.. go find yourself a hooker. Talk to me like we are face to face and with a little respect.. and you'll be pleasantly surprised at how far you get.

Not into receiving oral sex.. I know, I know.. you are the best pussy licker in the world and it's your favorite thing.. I'll let you in on a little secret.. every man at Adult FriendFinder is an expert pussy licker and loves to lick pussy all night long.. so move on! If this confuses you.. and if you can't understand why I'm not about the pussy licking.. do NOT email me.. I'm looking for the kinda guy who this appeals to!!! So..if most of your profile is braggin about giving oral sex to the ladies.. and I am **NOT** interested.. DON'T be shocked and offended!! Please do not take this as a personal challenge. I don't want to be licked.. I want someone who can fuck.. maintain and sustain! Minute men & teenie weenies.. move on!! Got that!! No, you don't have to be hung like a horse.. but I don't want to have to use a magnifying glass to find it.. and it has to be big enough for a condom to stay on.. and*******If you have some sort of erectile dysfunction or can't get or keep it up.. for whatever reason do NOT contact me! Please!!**********

NO gay or bi or bi courious men. No men with "prefer not to say" on their sexual perference.. while we are on that subject, if most of your profile is "prefer not to say", I probably won't be interested. If you're too damned lazy to fill out that part, we won't get along anyway. No men who are "straight" and participate in one of the bi or gay discussion groups or have even one gay or bi man in their networks. NO crossdressers. And if you are "straight" and looking for TV/TG/TS.. that makes you BI in my book. Please don't embarrass yourself or waste my time with this one. Lie to yourself, lie to your wife.. but not to me. Oh... if you are in my network, I can see where you chat..if I see you in the gay, men only rooms.. forget it!

I am a big girl.. I do have a few extra pounds.. Trying to loose, but I seem to be stuck at a size 18 right now. So, if I do not match your body type preference, I will NOT meet you.. NO EXCEPTIONS!! I will more than likely not talk to you for very long. If you want someone who looks good in a bikini.. that's not me...and you're probably too shallow to be interesting to me anyway.. so move on! OH, and NO BBW lovers.. I'm not a BBW .. I'm just a person!!

NO NO NO cyber sex! I do NOT do cyber sex. Also not into anything that involves pain or humiliation, bondage or any of the gross stuff I am not going to get into. Remember that I am not into pussy licking..so, if your profile and nickname indicates you are.. I will not be interested.

I don't want someone to spend their every waking moment with me.. but if you are oh so busy and have no time to do what it is you say you are here for.. please do not contact me.. I am not looking for chat buddies.

Sheesh.. as if the profile isn't long enough as it is... still a lot of confusion.. just a few things to set it straight.

If you are looking for a soul mate...that is NOT me
If you are looking for LTR's .. that is NOT me
If you are looking for a faithful woman.. that is NOT me
If you like to go out.. see a movie... dinner.. whatever.. see where things go from there.. that IS me
All I ask is if you make a date with me or say you are going to meet me somewhere, you do or let me know you can't make it. What you do with the rest of your time, I could care less about
If you like to constantly call, page, text or otherwise contact people, I am NOT the girl for you.
If you are looking for a chat buddy or to otherwise kill time online.. that is NOT me
If you are short.. I am tall .. 5'9" NOT interested in men shorter than me.
I am NOT interested in a couple or fullfilling your 3-way fantasies.
If you come to Midland for business.. fine.. If you want to come here just so see me fine.. but keep in mind I don't want to spend too much time with someone.. hope you can find something to find yourself occupied.
No black men.. sorry.. not my thing.. if there's a big red X in the RACE catagory.. chances are I will not be interested. No hate mail please.. carry on with your life.. I will be ok.. I know you will be too!
NO SEPARATED MEN!!! NO SEPARATED MEN!!! Get a divorce or stay married!! You know, there is no such thing as separated.. You are either married or divorced.. I am NOT NOT NOT .. ** NOT ** interested if you list yourself as separated!!
I do realize this is a sex site.. but if you can't talk to me like a decent human being.. FORGET IT!!

My Ideal Person: What I am looking for is someone who the profile above appeals to.. Looking for someone who likes to go out.. have fun.. see where things go from there. Not looking for a life partner or husband.. Someone who can plan things with no expectations.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Tori Amos, Jewel, Elton John, Matchbox Twenty, Bette Midler

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, fucking

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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