I'm looking for someone on my level. I am VERY interested in what you have written on your profile. The more you write, the better. It's easier for me to find out if I'm gonna like you by looking at your profile, instead of wasting time emailing. If you're one of those guys that can only communicate through texting or IMing, then you aren't for me. I'd like to hear your voice before I decide to take anything further, so if you do manage to get me on the phone-have something to say. You've gotta be sarcastic and funny and spontaneous. Tell me what YOU want and I'll make damn sure I return the favor.

I think my profile is pretty comprehensive, so if you're gonna send me an email, be sure to mention something you saw when you read it. Nothing cock-blocks you guys worse than a generic, cookie-cutter email. Don't send me the same crap you send everyone else on here-be original. I do read every email I get but I can't reply to them all. I can tell you this though: I like flowers. Send me an email with flowers attached and it will get you a reply...

Sometimes I boycott Adult FriendFinder because it gets overwhelming for me. Sometimes I like to "start over" and I'll delete friends that I haven't kept in contact with, delete everything in my inbox, and decline everyone that requested to be in my network. It just makes me feel better for a minute-and yes I have ADHD.

I'm looking for someone who is interesting enough, educated, and able to keep my attention for more than 5 minutes. Who knows? Could be you.

UPDATE (May '09)- I was just looking through my friend requests and thought of some things I should tell you...

#1) I know what this site is all about, but if your main pic is of your manhood, then you're not for me. I am WAY more interested in what is connected to your manhood-like your body and personality...

#2) I don't want "no strings attached" sex. If I wanted that, I'd just go stand on the corner- at least I'd be making money that way...

#3) To me, marriage is a big deal, so if you're married this is for you: I'm not interested! It doesn't matter how sexless or sad your marriage is. I'm not gonna budge, so stop emailing me. Go try and talk some other girl into doing what you want - like your wife...

#4)I've played with girls before and even been in a serious, "monogamous" relationship with a married couple. But right now, that's not what I'm looking for and that's why its says to bring your "weiner" in my headline...

#4.5) Ohhh and yes, if you feel the need to question my spelling of the word, "weiner," feel free. Just don't email me about it...Lol. Just know that it can be spelled either way...And lastly,

#5) Don't expect me to accept your friend request unless we've actually talked and I know a little bit about you.

My Ideal Person: I am looking for FUN...People that standout...People I'll still be thinking about when I'm all wrinkled up in a nursing home....I definitely want to play...and that's because playing is FUN! If you're gonna be with me, be open to the more grown-up type of playing...like dressing up..or dressing down...pretending and role-playing...discipline and spanking..

** Ohh and if STD's are on the menu, I AIN'T orderin' **

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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