BITCHonTOAST 56 / F
"♫♫♫ IT"S MS. BITCH TO YOU ♫♫♫"
Sacramento, California, United States
 
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BITCHonTOAST 56/F
Sacramento, California
Introduction
ATTENTION: Men, if you want a BARBIE doll, go to your nearest TOYS "R" US, find the doll aisle and buy yourself one...Now with that being said, read on:

I'm a Lady who knows what she wants and how to get it.
As a Lady, I deserve to be treated as such. I'm a
joy to be with if you are the right person. I'm
looking for a gentleman that knows how to treat a lady
with respect and is willing to spend the time to
become my friend first.

I enjoy sports and enjoy spending time with men that
know something about them. I'm attracted to rugged blue-collar guys. Men that are men...strong yet still a gentleman stand the best chance of getting to know me. I'm honest to a fault, and that at times is a problem, but life is to short not to be fair and honest with others.

I am not a Barbie doll, I'm not a model. I'm average. I have a brain and I use it. I'm not a yes woman, meaning I say what I think. I like people who can hold an intelligent conversation. I'm just me, and to know me, you need to talk to me. I am also the WOMAN your mother warned you about.

UPDATE: To those of you who ASSume to know me, you don't. You only know what I want you know, but keep on ASSuming, because it only makes you more of an ASS then you already are for ASSuming you know what you talk about, when you don't.

UPDATE 06/07/05: The things you can learn when talking to people. Seriously, its funny that women who at one time knew me, feel the need to now talk about me, and tell others what they perceive to be the truth, just to get a man's friendship.
Im not what you want, we both know that, plus your not a brainless bimbo that can be tricked out of her panties so your not what I want either. (Told to me by one "SELF" proclaimed STUD.)

And because I'm not a brainless bimbo, he thought he should listen to his brainless bimbo friend and what she had to say about me. I wonder how in the hell he had a conversation with "Ms. Brainless", long enough to figure out what he thinks I want, considering "Ms. Brainless", thinks to know what I want, when she hasn't a clue, as she is just ASSuming, and making an ASS out of herself, but then again..she is all ASS.

Boys you need to learn, I'm the BITCH with a BRAIN, not the "MS. BRAINLESS BIMBO"...

My Ideal Person: I don't need to describe the perfect man, I already know 2 perfect men. Its the not-so perfects that are easy to describe, and those not-so perfects are a DIME a dozen. Easy to find, and easier to ignore. If you turn out to be the perfect man, at least to me, I'll be more than happy to let you know, just don't hold your breath, BLUE is not my favorite color.

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Information
  • 56 / female
  • Sacramento, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Men for 1-on-1 sex or Discreet Relationship
Birthdate: November 29, 1955
(56 years old)
Hometown: Farm Town USA, California
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 5 in / 165-167 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Occupation: Project Coordinator
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 40 / 90 C
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts: Either
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