xsignsoflifex 35 / M
"friends with benefits..."
Massanutten, Virginia, United States
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Member Since: May 22, 2007

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xsignsoflifex 35/M
Massanutten, Virginia
Port Charlotte, FL, 3/21-3/24
I'm looking for a regular friend with benefits. And I'm serious about both the "regular" and "friend" parts of that. I'm not planning on nailing someone I don't like being around, nor do I want multiple partners.

I'm single, fit, college-educated, have my own place, no kids, no crazy exes, etc., etc. I'm drug and disease free but condoms are still required if things head in that direction. I can be discreet if necessary, but the last thing I'm looking for is drama. I have netflix for that.

Also, please be willing to meet in person. I'm not interested in emailing back and forth forever. A no-pressure public coffee or drink date should be enough to see if the thing is worth pursuing.

...lastly, guys, you are wasting your time. I am not interested and will not respond, my rainbow pillow case notwithstanding.

*After re-reading this a day later I'm worried I sound like a prick, but I'm too lazy to rewrite it, so I'll just point out I take care of stray cats outside my apartment and enjoy snuggling their faces off.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 35 / male
  • Massanutten, Virginia, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: May 31, 1981
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: